by DictatorOfVähäkyrö March 21, 2005
Get the läppäri mug.noun - Emotion or reaction to something lacking in humor. Generally acceptable use would be following a story or supposedly humorous comment after which the listener would fashion a straight, non-smiling face usually, but not exclusively, utilizing the forearm to create the straight face. Instances lacking in any humor whatsoever may be exaggerated with an extended lapiz during which the listener may use any straight object in proximity to form the lips. Should the unhumorous comment be in print, reader may respond with emoticon :|, often crushing the spirit of the offending party.
A lapiz may be vetoed on occasion, but a quick and simple rebuttal must be provided. Nerves have been shattered when gratuitous lapices are manifested. There are only a handful of individuals who truly understand how to properly give and take a lapiz.
The most notorious lapiz ever fashioned ocurred in Rosemont, Pennsylvania August 2003 following a late-night binge at a local public house. At approximately 2am, in a not uncommon reaction to one of Jay's anecdotes, Geoff proceeded to form the longest lapiz on record by placing his face on or near one rail of a Septa commuter train line. Trust me, you had to be there. Don't even try to bust out a lapiz on me right now, you totally had to be there.
Origin - 10% Spain, 20% California, 20% Pennsylvania, 50% Colorado. Originally called "pencil-lips" it quickly evolved into the Cuba-inspired "lapiz-lips" eventually truncated to "lapiz."
Plural - lapices. To be honest, this posting was the first time in history lapiz had to be described in plural form, so it is doubtful that anyone will ever need this information.
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A lapiz may be vetoed on occasion, but a quick and simple rebuttal must be provided. Nerves have been shattered when gratuitous lapices are manifested. There are only a handful of individuals who truly understand how to properly give and take a lapiz.
The most notorious lapiz ever fashioned ocurred in Rosemont, Pennsylvania August 2003 following a late-night binge at a local public house. At approximately 2am, in a not uncommon reaction to one of Jay's anecdotes, Geoff proceeded to form the longest lapiz on record by placing his face on or near one rail of a Septa commuter train line. Trust me, you had to be there. Don't even try to bust out a lapiz on me right now, you totally had to be there.
Origin - 10% Spain, 20% California, 20% Pennsylvania, 50% Colorado. Originally called "pencil-lips" it quickly evolved into the Cuba-inspired "lapiz-lips" eventually truncated to "lapiz."
Plural - lapices. To be honest, this posting was the first time in history lapiz had to be described in plural form, so it is doubtful that anyone will ever need this information.
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Proper times to use lapiz:
Most female comedians..... :|
Opie and Anthony..... :|
Jay Leno..... :|
Recent Adam Sandler and/or Jim Carrey movies..... :|
SNL 1997-2005..... :|
Episodes of "The Simpsons" where Lisa is the main character and she gets all up on her soapbox and starts bitching about slurry or the price of saxamaphone reeds..... :|
All other emoticons..... :|
Most female comedians..... :|
Opie and Anthony..... :|
Jay Leno..... :|
Recent Adam Sandler and/or Jim Carrey movies..... :|
SNL 1997-2005..... :|
Episodes of "The Simpsons" where Lisa is the main character and she gets all up on her soapbox and starts bitching about slurry or the price of saxamaphone reeds..... :|
All other emoticons..... :|
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Get the Laptop mug.Driving round and round town late at night. Typically done by twenty-something year old males as a social activity. May or may not speed, do drugs, or burn excessive amounts of rubber and testosterone at the same time.
by Browniehatch November 8, 2018
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A made up beverage from starbucks, typically used sarcastically to poke fun at the actual ridiculous drinks people order that are too confusing for normal people (dunkin donut drinkers) to remember and/or say.
A made up beverage from starbucks, typically used sarcastically to poke fun at the actual ridiculous drinks people order that are too confusing for normal people (dunkin donut drinkers) to remember and/or say.
Bob: "Hey Tim, I'm doing a starbucks run! Want anything?"
Tim: "Uh, what are you getting?"
Bob: "A Venti Non-fat Peppermint Chai Mocha Latte, skin milk, no cream light on the foam with an extra shot of expresso. And you?"
Tim: "UH....hit me up with a... frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake, I guess?"
Bob: "You dissapoint me."
Tim: "Uh, what are you getting?"
Bob: "A Venti Non-fat Peppermint Chai Mocha Latte, skin milk, no cream light on the foam with an extra shot of expresso. And you?"
Tim: "UH....hit me up with a... frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake, I guess?"
Bob: "You dissapoint me."
by clynnroff December 1, 2009
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she is really pretty and cute and everyone likes her. she is really nice and kind too.
Lapis is wonderful
Ap loves her and will always do :)
she is really pretty and cute and everyone likes her. she is really nice and kind too.
Lapis is wonderful
Ap loves her and will always do :)
by Ap_Gamer July 17, 2020
Get the Lapis Paw mug.The art of walking around the bar solo(or with a friend) after the ugly lights have come on due to the bar closing. Generally the aim is to find any female willing to go home and participate in sexual intercourse. Usually the participant has been shut down repaetedly thoughout the night and is very intoxicated.
Jason, ive seen you getting shut down all night, lets lower our standards and do loser laps untill we find some scraps.
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