raft jockey

A racist name for a Cuban who made it to Florida on a raft.

Elian Gonzalez was a raft jockey.

by Meredith Kennedy August 9, 2007

gavel jockey

another name for a judge

"That gavel jockey gave me probation."

by B2274 January 3, 2008

forum jockey

a person who posts online in a manner to make themselves impressive and is often caught up in his/her own lie by other online posters

posterA: i raced a ferrari on main street with my car last night and kicked its butt.

posterB: main street has been shut for a week.

posterC: haha, what a forum jockey

by rxm6 February 18, 2009

shitter jackers

when something bad happens...
you can always rely on saying the comforting phrase SHITTER JACKERS. It started with cracker jackers then crapper jackers then spread on to infect the word shit.

Oh shitter jackers, i fell down the stairs and bled out my eyes!

by scarscar February 19, 2009

FB Jockey

A person who is on Facebook (and other social networks) frequently.

That dude is an FB Jockey.

by ryko716 March 11, 2010

booth jockey

One who spends a lot of time behind the table at any type of convention or trade show.

One who works a lot of convention booths.

1; "Man look at that guy, he looks bored just standing there all day"
2; "You know, the life of a booth jockey is not that easy"

by Dr_Ninja March 16, 2010

Tri-jacker

A guy who:

Jacks your shit
Jacks your girls
and
Jacks off

That nigga is such a tri-jacker he'll even jack a baby. He don't curr. Some should give him a C.J. Browning.

by PuedesDucharlo June 11, 2010