When you order hookers to your days inn hotel room only to be told that they cant touch your penis without a sheet over it. Like a penis dressed up like a ghost. Still worth it.
"Hey Joe did you get head from that girl?" "Nah only a sheet job" "LUCKY!"
"Hey guys sorry im in such a bad mood, my wife gave me another sheet job again last night!"
"Hey guys sorry im in such a bad mood, my wife gave me another sheet job again last night!"
by SkidMizzy April 15, 2008
Get the sheet job mug.by Cubicpubic F*CK ACADEMY January 13, 2009
Get the Ocular Job mug.A sexual maneuver where a male sits on his knees. His partner sits behind him so that their chest touches his back. The partner then reaches underneath the male's armpits and extends their arms outward. The male will then fold his arms over his partner's and hides his hands behind his back. The partner then gives the male a hand-job is such a fashion that an observer may believe the male is using his own hands. The concept is likely born from the game called "Helping Hands" on the popular television show "Who's Line is it Anyway".
My girlfriend gave me a helping-hands job while I looked in the mirror so it looked like I was masturbating without having to put forth the effort.
by peggy87 July 29, 2010
Get the Helping-Hands Job mug.The act of repairing a deviated septum by a medical doctor usually caused by having a habit of snorting lots of Cocaine over a period of time.
by Irie McLovin August 15, 2008
Get the Cocaine Nose-Job mug.A famously well known diss from the 80s meaning "get a life" as we call it now
People tend to use it when someone is being ignorant or annoying.. And the comeback itself makes the other persons insult not as funny.
People tend to use it when someone is being ignorant or annoying.. And the comeback itself makes the other persons insult not as funny.
Woman: We have to talk, thinking about killing yourself or not its one of the hardest decisions you can make.
Veronica: Get a Job!
Veronica: Get a Job!
by Yagoooo June 14, 2011
Get the Get a job! mug.1. A girl or woman who enjoys taking the male sexual organ into her mouth and stimulating it until her partner achieves orgasm.
2. A slut who is addicted to giving head.
2. A slut who is addicted to giving head.
"Poor Lateesha. She blow her diet again." Giggles
"Howdat?"
"You know that girl. Always full o' splooge."
"Dat ho da blow job queen o' da block!"
"Howdat?"
"You know that girl. Always full o' splooge."
"Dat ho da blow job queen o' da block!"
by Tummy AuGratin April 8, 2006
Get the blow job queen mug.A job whose hours are generally anything up to (and including) 24 hours (or 28 hours depending on the company) per week. Usually intended as a supliment to the full time staff.
Depending on the company, part time jobs may or may not have guarenteed hours (in other words some weeks you'll be lucky to get one 8 hour shift while others you might get the full 24 (or 28) hours or anything in between.
Part time jobs usually also don't have guarenteed shifts; meaning one shift you might work evenings, another days, another afternoons and maybe even nights in some cases.
The length of the shifts is also variable, could be full 8 hour days but could also only be 4-5 hour days; so if you get 24 hours, it may not be three eight-hour shifts and could be four six-hour shifts or maybe even six four hour.
The shifts, hours worked etc vary wildey from company to company.
In some companies (espcially ones with high turnover) they'll start people on as part time staff as a sort of test to see if the job is right for them. If they 'last' for a certain amount of time, they'll probbaly be asked to go full time.
Depending on the company, part time jobs may or may not have guarenteed hours (in other words some weeks you'll be lucky to get one 8 hour shift while others you might get the full 24 (or 28) hours or anything in between.
Part time jobs usually also don't have guarenteed shifts; meaning one shift you might work evenings, another days, another afternoons and maybe even nights in some cases.
The length of the shifts is also variable, could be full 8 hour days but could also only be 4-5 hour days; so if you get 24 hours, it may not be three eight-hour shifts and could be four six-hour shifts or maybe even six four hour.
The shifts, hours worked etc vary wildey from company to company.
In some companies (espcially ones with high turnover) they'll start people on as part time staff as a sort of test to see if the job is right for them. If they 'last' for a certain amount of time, they'll probbaly be asked to go full time.
Guy #1: Man, last week I got a full 24 hours and worked Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday; this week I'm only working Monday and Tuesday 9-1, what's up with that?
Guy# 1: What can say? It's a part time job; hours and shifts arn't guarenteed.
Guy# 1: What can say? It's a part time job; hours and shifts arn't guarenteed.
by anonymous October 26, 2004
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