New Jersey

A place divide among two cities full a sprawling wasteful suburban communities. A place with little activity and a lot of drugs. Outside of Newark, AC, and Camden police abuse rights of kids and enforce small violations constantly. A place where every movie with no plot takes place or any Miramax movie.

Garden State (the movie), Clerks, Harold and Kumar, and thousands more resemble New Jersey.

by Nikoso September 11, 2008

new jersey

New jersey is a fagot ass state with stupid law. I hate the fact u cant own a gun. THerea are alotta preppy faggots and u cant pump ur own gas. THey think they own the world but noone likes people from jersey

new jersey is a faggot ass sstate where no one knows how to drive

Kid from Brooklyn: Yo preppy faggot
Jersey kid: go away or im gonna cry

by ItS KaMiKaZe 04 December 28, 2005

new jersey

A trashy slum found in New England. Absolutely no redeemable qualities. All land in New Jersey is either highway, road, or roadside. The place is overrun with gangs and street pharmacists.

Son: Daddy, what's so good about New Jersey?
Dad: Absolutely nothing son.
Son: Then why is it a State?
Dad: Well it's a great way to get to New York

by Shankmasta November 26, 2006

Jersey Girl

A girl who resides in the suburbs outside of New York City or Philadelphia. Usually very attractive due to the fact that daddy and mommy have high paying city jobs and they can buy extremely expensive clothes go tanning in the winter and drive brand new cars even though they cant drive for shit. They often resemble Gwen Stefani or Fergie. They think they are the shit, but have no personal independence at all.

dude, stay away from her she will empty out your bank account, that bitch is a Jersey Girl.

by Vincent All June 18, 2008

jersey boy

A kid who is not from new jersey, but has a speech impediment that sounds like a New Jersey accent.

Kid 1: Hey man you ever been to new Joyzey?
kid 2: Haha... new joyzey, you freaking jersey boy.
Kid 1: I SPEAK FOYNE! god damn...

by Karen Longshnieder February 15, 2009

Jersey Turnpike

Nickname for the turnpike in New Jersey.

Hey let's hop on the Jersey Turnpike and drive to 16W to see the Nets featuring MVP Brian Scalabrine

by Fumbalaya.com July 9, 2004

jersey girl

Pyscho Drama Queen. These are the queen pyshco bitches of the country. They pray on the innocent and prefer guidos and wiggers and crappy hip hop. Thier big hair hides thier lack of common sense and where the scar was from the labotomy. You can find these nut cases in NYC wanna be hip hop clubs. They also have a superority complex.

Look its a Jersey Girl. Run!

by Krodos August 29, 2005