Jerry

A sexy, tall, lanky beast that is a ladies man, and has a 12 inch cock in the flaccid state. Don’t let his charming smile and shy personality fool you, he is a demon in the sheets. He WILL put you in a wheelchair for a minimum of 6 months after the tip penetrates you… But it would be TOTALLY WORTH it. If you meet a Jerry, don’t let him go.

Friend #1: How were you paralyzed from the waist down?
Friend #2: I met this sex machine named Jerry working at the bar last night… worth every second and injury!
Friend #1: that’s so hot, I wish I knew a Jerry….

by AshlyD95 September 8, 2021

Jerry Chung

An Asian Woman Equivalent of a Mary Sue. Unlike a Mary Sue, These people are real and their either raised by Furious Tiger moms on drugs, Fathers who sell their daughters for money or Think everything is perfect and anyone who disobeys them either become Homeless or Abandoned. Sometimes, These people have self-Esteem issues and call most relatives a jerk but not realizing that Nothing is perfect in the world except them. Usually found in some parts of the western World, Thinking life is not fair or been butthurt by everyone who isn’t Perfect or reasonable. Sometimes, You can find these people selling Houses or even at your own workplace. like SJWs, They’ll cry and become a snowflake even if it’s something They didn’t intent to do! Unlike SJWs, they usually don’t fight back but complain and blame others every single day.

Lady 1: Hey, Anna Have you heard of this New Relator? I heard she one of them!
Anna: Oh, You mean a Jerry Chung! These women are known to be batshit crazy!
Lady 1: Let’s steal her Lunch, and replace it with whole hearty Western food.

*Half an Hour Later*

Asian Woman: *opens Lunch Box* WTF? This isn’t the Thai Food I had this morning. This is bullshit, who the hell Did this.
Anna: Um hey, Since Your new here That lady over there kind stole your lunch.
Lady 1: Oh Shit, well it’s true I’ve been craving Thai Food fo a while. You snooze, you lose bitch.
Asian Woman: You piece of shit, How dare you replace my Lunch like this. Fuck you and Your workplace.
The Boss: Woah, such Profanity.... You Jerry Chung, gtfo of my office and don’t ever come back!

Jerry Chung: Fuck....... Now I’m the bitch to Blame? This is Bullshit!

by Arika Cho cho Butterface June 16, 2019

Tom without Jerry

A term used to describe someone who tries something only for it to comically and chaotically blow up in their face because of their own clumsiness.

"He tried to slide down the banister 'like they do in the movies' and now we have to pay a lot of money just so the hospital will fix his leg. Why did I get stuck dealing with Tom without Jerry?"

by Little Dove June 6, 2023

yellow jerry

A yellow Jerry occurs when someone gets knocked out with one punch and pisses their pants. Can be used in conjunction with past events or past tense, ie: yellow jerried

"Did you see Paul get yellow jerried last night at Jane's party?"

"Jake met yellow Jerry in Walmart after not respecting Laird's social distance."

by Stushkushnpuss April 5, 2020

Jerry Special

When you take a picture of your feet covered in peanut butter and jelly. Then send it to your homie.

Can you send me a Jerry Special?

by WolfIsOnline July 4, 2022

Jerry

A name used to explain a joke, but turns embarrassing very quickly when your friends video tapes it.

Girl: hey wanna heat a joke? Watch!
*Hitting her ass*
“Fuck me jerry!!”
Friend: Hahahaha bitch I recorded that!

by Funnygirlincanada March 31, 2019

Jerry

A Jerry is the mixture of jizz and ass juice. A Jerry is what you spit out your ass after having buttsex. Usually after a flurrrrp sound, a Jerry will follow. Sometimes can be darker in color and have a pungent odor if you had tacos to eat prior to said buttsex

I man, I gotta go get this Jerry out.

Is that a piece of corn in the Jerry.

You made a huge Jerry as a direct result of putting your penis in my ass.

by Forfucksssake November 29, 2018