circle jerk 

A group discussion involving management types who lack any real substantive knowledge of the topic at hand. The outcome of which is a decision that adversely affects those who are actually tasked to do the work. A circle jerk is almost always followed by a clusterfuck.

Because management got together and decided this in a circle jerk, I'm left to deal with this clusterfuck.

circle jerk by Thomas Joseph May 15, 2005

The Risky Jerk 

The risky jerk is a very dangerous, ballsy move. You must stand next to your parent's bed while they are sleeping, and masterbate. You must complete all the way till release. The riskyness is doing this next the head of your sleeping parents, they could wake at any moment.

DUDE! I tryed to do the risky jerk but my dad woke up half way through and cut it off!

The Risky Jerk by Johnny Donn July 20, 2008

ketchup jerk 

A hand job done with the thumb on the bottom of the shaft.

1. A discreet hand job.
2. Giving a hand job while looking away or covering one's face shamefully.
3. A hand job done out of obligation.
4. A rushed hand job.

A. Hey dude, your girl gave me a ketchup jerk under the table.

ketchup jerk by WillBriz August 28, 2006

(Insert name) Jerk Me Off! 

1. Great way to confuse people when yelled randomly with someones name in front of it
2. A way to get that persons attention, and attempted them to do it

Example 1: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Tia - How are you doing today?
Dan - Pretty good, you?
Tia - not bad
Steve - Tia, Jerk Me Off!

Example 2: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Eli - Hey you
Sarah - me?
Eli - Yeah
Sarah - What do you want?
Eli - Sarah, Jerk Me Off!

(Insert name) Jerk Me Off! by Cadillac C--Y March 14, 2011

Pandora Jerk 

While watching Avatar, one must turn off all lights turn on black lights, have associate throw glitter in air while masterbating with blue fleshlight.

Oh my god I was doing a mean Pandora Jerk when my mom walked in and threw glitter at me.

I still have glitter in my eye from that Pandora Jerk on Tuesday.

Hey bro. Can you assist me in this Pandora Jerk. I gots the glitter.

*Ring * Ring *
James: Hello
Aaron: What time in that Pandora Jerk?
James: 11pm on Monday evening.
Aaron: Ok man I will bring glitter if I can borrow your fleshlight.
James: You gots yo'self a deal.

Pandora Jerk by Jay Herrod December 31, 2011

Gypsy Jerk 

A group of gay high school boys sitting in a square or triangle formation brutally caressing their 2 cm long wieners for eachother. While this is happening, each member of the gypsy jerk will most likely be bitching about thier day. A gypsy jerk is also sometimes used as an alternate name for the initiation of this gay gypsy trifecta group. This has slight similarities to the circle jerk.

Jay: Hey guys! It's been a long day of playing super mario bros. All I want to do is stroke your small pee-pee.

Richard: That sounds delightfull! We also should also intensely touch eachothers moobs with a pleasuring state of mid.

Cody: Ok well lets have a gypsy jerk then. Would it be ok if I brought Adam and Jack?

Jay: Sure, I have always wanted to get my hands on Adams chode, and Jack's Jew dick.

Gypsy Jerk by gypsy moderfuker January 3, 2012

Circle Jerk 

A group of battling males get together to masterbate and compete in races to see who can "jizz" first or the most.

Daniel you want to get some guys to go Circle Jerk At Egan's Tonite?

Circle Jerk by Matt Bellerive June 28, 2006