jacket banana

This is Method used by modern day witches to wish ED on someone. It is usually a condom filled with banana mush, often found moldy. Also often found where you would have sex, like a bedroom, or a car.

I found a jacket banana in my room, and I couldn’t get hard during for weeks.

by booty_eatin_bandit July 23, 2021

jacket-napping

When you forcefully put a jacket on a person and force them to put one 1 arm through the sleeve then drag them away with all your power

person 1: oh hi you're looking pretty cold let me give you my jacket
person 2: oh no i'm good
person 1: i don't feel like taking no as an answer...
person 2: wait what

person 1: I'VE GOT YOU NOW
person 2: NOOOOOO HELP ME HE'S JACKET-NAPPING ME

by national person September 28, 2021

jackrymiting

When someone finds something simultaneously sexually arousing, sad, and disgusting, so that they jackoff, cry, and vomit all at the same time.

When Leon discovered that the dead prostitute he had just had sex with was his mother, he instantly began jackrymiting.

by TimesThineInequity November 24, 2021

Speaker-jacked

When someone puts you on speakerphone without you knowing it; then you say something embarassing, or insulting about someone in the room.

Person with speakerphone: Hey whats up?
You: Nothin much, dont tell so and so i said this...
Person with speakerphone: you just did, your on speakerphone!
You: DUDE! you speaker-jacked me!

by Cuzimcool December 9, 2008

ten-jacked

When playing black jack or 21, the person before you hitting on a hard 12 to 19 and drawing a face card or ten to bust, while you are splitting aces or doubeling down on a ten or eleven total. You draw a low card or two when splitting, to lose to the dealer.

"How's it going Jack?"

"It was going good until this cocksucker next to me ten-jacked my queen and I drew a six to lose to the dealer."

by Vanhoven June 1, 2009

flak jacket man

The guy in your group of friends that takes the grenade.

"who takes the grenade this time?"

"Kevin hes the flak jacket man."

by nickwithkungfugrip August 21, 2010

troll jacked

adj often executed by the notrious /b/ community/4chan'ers alike (though definitely not limited to), it is when a group of people take over a online thread using fake/temporary user names/accounts and create inflamatory posts for the purposes of eliciting anger for their own amusement.

CNN had posted a controversial article but their comment thread was troll jacked by 4chan'ers with statements that made people angry and uncomfortable.

by xblindx September 2, 2010