booty_eatin_bandit's definitions

jacket banana

This is Method used by modern day witches to wish ED on someone. It is usually a condom filled with banana mush, often found moldy. Also often found where you would have sex, like a bedroom, or a car.

I found a jacket banana in my room, and I couldn’t get hard during for weeks.

by booty_eatin_bandit July 23, 2021