jonesdidilyownsing 

Ned Flanders way of saying "Jonesing"

"I hate to see tod jonesdidilyownsing"

jonesdidilyownsing by Penny89 September 25, 2009

jones 

a verb that means to crave something strongly, usually said in a construct with a participle (e.g. "to be jonesing for") and often pronounced without the 'g' at the end (e.g. "to be jonesin' for").

Sometimes the "for" is foregone. Usually a phrase emphasizing being in the moment is included, such as "right now" for the present, or "at that time", "right then" for the past. In past, present or future constructions, when said in a negative construction "just yet" is also used occasionally.

I'm really jonesing for a coffee right now.
I'm really jonesin' a cigarette right now.
I just got over being sick for a week. I'd like to go to the concert, but I'm not jonesin' to be out in public just yet.

jones by alternabear March 23, 2016

Jonesy’s Prick

The largest prick known to man. Sometimes also known as The Frozen Rope, or simply “The Towbar”.

Jonesy’s Prick once attended a wedding in Florida and signed the guestbook as such, all the while managing to also be at work in Boston.

Jonesy’s Prick makes the Biblical leviathan seem like a subatomic particle.

Jonesy’s Prick by Jonesy’sP February 21, 2019

toolbag jones 

The name for someone who is a tool

Hey, there goes Toolbag Jones, with his collar popped, and his boat shoes

toolbag jones by F-18 September 15, 2009

Ramaizey Jones Jr. IV 

Ramaizey Jones Jr. IV (1953-2008) was a founding member of the "Ramaizey Jones Jr. IV Experience" (1995-2003), a Christian Metal band from Norway. Although never reaching widespread popularity the group made favorites such as "Buckets ...of Redeeming Blood" and "Screaming Salvation".

"Hey d00d, whats your favorite band?"

"Ramaizey Jones Jr. IV Experience, fool."

"Oh shit, thats hardcore."

"Please dont curse. God doesnt like it."

Ramaizey Jones Jr. IV by kiathy October 7, 2009

Randy Jones 

A term used to describe being present yet having little effect, or quite possibly even a negative effect. References Los Angeles Kings defenseman Randy Jones in the 2009-2010 season.

Dude 1: "How was your week?"

Dude 2: "Shit, I skated by like Randy Jones."

Randy Jones by Terry Murray June 21, 2010

paul jones 

Paul was one of the apostles of Jesus.
Jones is a very common last name.
Put those two names together and you'll find a being that is not only kind but absolutely loving.

He'll never let you regret dating him and will always surprise you by treating you better than you think you deserve.

He drove you all the back to your hometown. He's such a nice guy, that paul jones.

paul jones by maybeyestapino January 9, 2017