Jizz wizard 

A universal word for someone being an asshole or acting like a dick.

why are you pissing on my shoe?! Stop being a jizz wizard

Jizz wizard by Britannia Gingero and co. October 24, 2010

Jizz Lobotomy 

While receiving oral, the man (at the moment of climax) pulls out and stuffs the tip of the penis (urethra) in one of the female's nostrils to let the load loose.

Bonus points - Egyptian Lobotomy - Only achievable with an exceptionally thick load...removal of the load looks like a step within the Egyptian mummification in process - pulling out the brain through the nose...

Last night I pulled the Jizz Lobotomy on my girl... Cleared out her sinus problem in one shot!

Jizz Lobotomy by Dewyz1100 January 12, 2011

Jizz Shamrock 

When you blow your load on your chick and mix it with green food coloring in the spirit of St. Patrick's Day

I woke up this morning to my boyfriend giving me Jizz Shamrock face painting. Complete with green food coloring and sprinkles.

Jizz Shamrock by BlarneyBone March 31, 2011

Jizz now or Jizz never 

A catch phrases refering to tell someone that you should let it all out now or you will never be able to jizz at that moment again.

Kymani: yo dawg, im watching a bunch or naked girls on vine and im like what the fuck.
Andy: jizz now or jizz never!

Jizz now or Jizz never by JNOJN December 2, 2013

jizz blanket 

A separate blanket then you normally sleep with that you use to masterbait with.

My jizz blanket is hard and crusty with seaman because I haven't washed it in weeks.

jizz blanket by mike32295 December 22, 2013

Jizz - Tastic 

a girl who is very very sexy and looks amasing e.g has a nice ass smile big tits and a nice face/body

dude did you see that girl suzie shes so fucking Jizz - Tastic

Jizz - Tastic by matt little AKA Jizzy April 2, 2007

jizz fetish 

one who has a fascination so deep with jizz that they become obsessed with making everything in their world jizz related. possible side-effects of such a fetish are stunted growth and an orangeing of the skin.

OMG Rob just made that song into a jizz record....he has such a jizz fetish.

jizz fetish by spudiscool January 13, 2007