Anger Jelly

The gelatinous substance that forms in your asshole from pure anger

If they capture "B" my taint will be swollen with anger jelly

by Ghost 0f Dark March 4, 2011

Jelly Donut

The act of getting head, where just before blowing your load, the you punch her in the nose and give her a cum facial.

I gave my girl a jelly donut...

by Ons Sick MF September 18, 2008

Jelly Doughnut

when getting a blowjob, pulling out at the last second and cumming on thier face, then punching them in the face to give them a bloddy nose.

i'd rather not give an example of a jelly doughnut

by Newdefect October 12, 2006

jelly roll

When you carry a roll of $1 or other small denomination bills and put a $100 or other large denomination bill on top of it to make yourself appear much wealthier.

You think he's loaded? All he's got is a jelly roll.

by Jack June 19, 2005

jelly bracelets

Yellow: hugging
Purple: kissing
Red: lap dance
Blue: oral sex
Black: strip

Thats what they mean where i live. I don't wear em.

what jelly bracelets mean.

by Amy November 19, 2003

jelly donut

When you're having sex and just as you're about to cum you punch her in the face and nose repeatedly until there is plenty of blood, THEN you cum on her face. This resembles a jelly donut.

"Me and Martha were having sex and I punched her in the face heaps until she was bleeding and crying for me to stop, then I pulled out and came all over her bloody face, it was great, like most jelly donuts are"

by Sepul^ November 8, 2008

jelly muncher

a man with an erectile dysfunction

damn LOOK AT THAT jelly muncher!

by Lafayndaw October 20, 2007