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Alex: Ugh!... Is that a Jacob
Him: I’m afraid so
Jacob by Rooney6969 October 7, 2020
A boy who Simps for Trans Thai Women
Jacob by TheSimpHunter October 10, 2020
Jacob is someone that is gay, as in liking men.
Friend 1: “Hey isn’t that kid gay?”

Friend 2: “Yeah he’s totally a Jacob.”
Jacob by GooGoo GaGa October 12, 2020
Jacob is the most sweetest guy in the world, he is super kind and loving. He makes you smile even when you don’t wanna. He makes you laugh too. He is tall and has brown eyes but you get lost in them easily, he has brown curly hair and is just perfect. He doesn’t get how cute and attractive he is because he is so humble. But he has a confidence that is just so amazing and makes people love him. Guys get jealous of him because they feel intimidated by his confidence and perfection. He is smart but not necessarily at school. He loves cars and loves working hard. He try’s his bets in everything he does. He loves his family and his friends and treats his girlfriend amazing. ANYONE IS LUCKY TO HAVE JACOB AS A BOYFRIEND. You better never NEVER EVER let him go.
Guy- I don’t like Jacob

Guy 2- thats because your jealous of him.

Jenny- WOW IS THAT JACOB. HE LOOKS SO GOOD TODAY.

Hannah- that’s my boyfriend shut up he’s mine, he always looks good too, your an idiot.
One of the cutes guys you will ever meet. He has a magnum dong, with tiny nuts, but knows how to squeeze them. if some one were to call him weird, he would respond "You shouldnt be saying that when you are less than the distance of a cumshot away from me."
Jacob by anonymous October 21, 2020
a scrawny little sh** that has no presence at all but yet all his friends know where he is at all times. if your a friend with him bully him in the most friendly way possible without taking it too far.
friend 1: wheres Jacob
friend 2: over there
Jacob: byeeeeee

friend 2: ill go get him
Jacob: oh no, please
*Jacob and friend to return casually*

convo 2:
friend 3: hey help me get Jacob
friend2: okay ill get him you take his phone
*they get him and his phone*
Jacob:*casually* okay when do I get my phone back
jacob by kajyboiiiiii October 22, 2020