Helmet popper

When your girl will only let you put the tip in, and you slip past the HELMET and pull back out.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a helmet popper.

by Backdoor Barney November 13, 2017

Hellsinky

Da unwanted result of a pirate ship's trying to pillage da capital of Finland --- i.e., said sea-tub will end up like da Titanic, and plummet straight to da "fire and brimstone" depths of eternity.

If I was gonna sail to Finland, it definitely wouldn't be to raid it for monetary treasure --- I'm a gentle respectful dude, and so I'd wanna go there for peaceful and hopefully romantic purposes... Finnish women are known for their ample "treasure chests" and a fairly relaxed level of "willingness", and so that would be far more satisfying for me than gold or jewels; besides, I wouldn't be nearly so likely to suffer "Hellsinky" from the mere act of politely asking local ladies with well-endowed chests to let me "sample the goods" as I would from trying to steal their financial riches.

by QuacksO December 12, 2019

helmet head

a head that is surrounded by a shit trim in the shape of a helmet. this person would most likely be able to take a serious knock to the head without injury.

far out, look at sainty's helmet head.

by ChUcKa- March 28, 2021

Helmet of Salvation

A bonnet, tht protects your hair from damage and from the devil lol.

Derrick Jackson's wife : You see a bonnet, I see a helmet of salvation

by kittysucker123 June 4, 2021

Cunt Helmet

A large bag of flabby skin, overhanging a fat womans cunt.

Yo dude, your moms cunt helmet is so big, I need a forklift to go down on her!

by deckspinner! August 1, 2011

Space Helmet

Smoking marijuana that offers you outer space adventures. Calm to the coolest degree. The ability to absorb the wind when it's blowing. High to a mindful nature.

Guy #1 "Hey pal, did you put your Space Helmet on last night?" "I know I did."
Guy #2 "OHH, for definite!" "I felt like, if Saturn had seven moons I'd be sitting on them simultaneously."

by the|nomad September 6, 2011

Cum Helmet

When a guy finishes sex with a woman by pulling his tube steak out of any of her orifices and cascading a hefty load that is so abundant that it coats her hair.

Tim- Did you get it in last night?

Me- Totally. Cristina was concussion-proof after the Cum Helmet I gave her.

by MeezyGeezy March 30, 2012