by CaptainHammer44 December 14, 2009

by hordichuk October 17, 2008

Hammer time means hanging out with your girl while lying to your boys about it, or getting owned by your girl and having to hang out with her instead of your boys.
Asad: ok guys ill be back I gotta go to the store.
Syed: Yea right, HAMMER TIME!!!!
Nadeem: Yea man I gotta go to the store too, ill be back in 15 minutes.
Fasih: HAHAHAHAHA
2 hours later...
Syed: Those bitches are getting owned right now
Syed: Yea right, HAMMER TIME!!!!
Nadeem: Yea man I gotta go to the store too, ill be back in 15 minutes.
Fasih: HAHAHAHAHA
2 hours later...
Syed: Those bitches are getting owned right now
by Longshot B-Hatti March 11, 2008

The only known technique to rid yourself of Class-A clinger. When you know she won't ever let you leave her and will cry on your shoulder weeks after you've moved on, give her a quick fast pounding with your dick and then head for home. She will breakup with you in a seconds and you will have won back your freedom!
Friend: How did you ever escape from Caroline?
You: I gave her a good jack hammer and now my life is back to normal.
You: I gave her a good jack hammer and now my life is back to normal.
by TheHammerIsMyPenis June 29, 2011

by Lil Jew 92 April 14, 2009

When a man’s penis is only able to be lifted by a hot enough woman. If a woman of insufficient hotness attempts to entice the hammer, it will remain flaccid. Usually used when the standard of attractiveness is exceptionally high.
Hey man, check out Takamatsu! Hot Right? No reaction?! What, are you packin’ Thor's Hammer down there or something?
by Bored ALTs January 5, 2015

The term 'using the ban hammer' is 'short' for banning someone, if you are an administrator or a moderator. It is more often used at forums.
VocaloidsRule: Hey, have you heard? NinjasRAwesome used the ban hammer on Kailuvshisporn!
KakashiHatake: Oh, what did he do?
VocaloidsRule: Post porn! Couldn't you guess from the name?
KakashiHatake: Oh, what did he do?
VocaloidsRule: Post porn! Couldn't you guess from the name?
by MisaTange July 5, 2009
