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Hebrew Hammer

by CaptainHammer44 December 14, 2009
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lay the hammer

practical employed use is when a male lays his enourmous hammer inside a female.
I bet John McCain picked Sarah Palin as running mate so he could lay the hammer to her.
by hordichuk October 17, 2008
mugGet the lay the hammermug.

hammer time

Hammer time means hanging out with your girl while lying to your boys about it, or getting owned by your girl and having to hang out with her instead of your boys.
Asad: ok guys ill be back I gotta go to the store.
Syed: Yea right, HAMMER TIME!!!!
Nadeem: Yea man I gotta go to the store too, ill be back in 15 minutes.
Fasih: HAHAHAHAHA

2 hours later...

Syed: Those bitches are getting owned right now
by Longshot B-Hatti March 11, 2008
mugGet the hammer timemug.

jack hammer

The only known technique to rid yourself of Class-A clinger. When you know she won't ever let you leave her and will cry on your shoulder weeks after you've moved on, give her a quick fast pounding with your dick and then head for home. She will breakup with you in a seconds and you will have won back your freedom!
Friend: How did you ever escape from Caroline?
You: I gave her a good jack hammer and now my life is back to normal.
by TheHammerIsMyPenis June 29, 2011
mugGet the jack hammermug.

Hebrew Hammer

Jew who fucks gentile and then breaks up with her.
by Lil Jew 92 April 14, 2009
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Thor's Hammer

When a man’s penis is only able to be lifted by a hot enough woman. If a woman of insufficient hotness attempts to entice the hammer, it will remain flaccid. Usually used when the standard of attractiveness is exceptionally high.
Hey man, check out Takamatsu! Hot Right? No reaction?! What, are you packin’ Thor's Hammer down there or something?
by Bored ALTs January 5, 2015
mugGet the Thor's Hammermug.

Ban Hammer

The term 'using the ban hammer' is 'short' for banning someone, if you are an administrator or a moderator. It is more often used at forums.
VocaloidsRule: Hey, have you heard? NinjasRAwesome used the ban hammer on Kailuvshisporn!

KakashiHatake: Oh, what did he do?

VocaloidsRule: Post porn! Couldn't you guess from the name?
by MisaTange July 5, 2009
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