garden hose

The penis-like piece of flesh constructed in a female-to-male sex-change operation.

She calls herself a man, but her garden hose can't satisfy a woman.

by Transitionator June 13, 2010

gard

to gaurd with a very frail weak stance

"john was garding so i just hit him hard and he fell over"

by yurilover October 23, 2008

garden grove California

A city in orange county California

I used to live in garden grove California.

by dannie September 5, 2016

Gardenhead

Someone who tries or is addicted to alot of drugs, kind of like pothead but more than just weed.

-"Damn Jeremy sure is a gardenhead"
-"Yeah he does pot, speed, and LSD"

by Awolif September 22, 2017

upper gardening

When a girl has to much hair above her vagina.

Holy fuck that bitch has to much upper gardening.

by darkshot July 3, 2010

herb garden

a field where you would harvest marijuana instead of traditional herbs.

i'm going out to the herb garden to get some bud.

by tikky December 30, 2011

Patchy garden

It is that special art of jizzing on a old bald mans head and adding pubes as a wig

Gary and I had a patchy garden last night

by Cumshaft December 10, 2016