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garden hose

The penis-like piece of flesh constructed in a female-to-male sex-change operation.
She calls herself a man, but her garden hose can't satisfy a woman.
by Transitionator June 13, 2010
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gard

to gaurd with a very frail weak stance
"john was garding so i just hit him hard and he fell over"
by yurilover October 23, 2008
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Gardenhead

Someone who tries or is addicted to alot of drugs, kind of like pothead but more than just weed.
-"Damn Jeremy sure is a gardenhead"
-"Yeah he does pot, speed, and LSD"
by Awolif September 22, 2017
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upper gardening

When a girl has to much hair above her vagina.
Holy fuck that bitch has to much upper gardening.
by darkshot July 3, 2010
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herb garden

a field where you would harvest marijuana instead of traditional herbs.
i'm going out to the herb garden to get some bud.
by tikky December 30, 2011
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Patchy garden

It is that special art of jizzing on a old bald mans head and adding pubes as a wig
Gary and I had a patchy garden last night
by Cumshaft December 10, 2016
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