grandpa guitar

An acoustic guitar. can also be used to refer to any acoustic instrument such as a lute or a mandolin. Skwisgaar & Toki from the show Metalocalypse use this word several times.

Bartender: You must play a song to put the troll back to sleep.

Skwisgaar: Hey, douche bag, how the hell we gonna play with no electricals? Think about it.

Bartender: Come with me.

Murderface: What are those wood things, chairs?

Bartender: They are acoustic instruments.

Toki: What is acoustic? Oh, you mean a grandpa's guitars?

Skwisgaar: Grandpa's guitars. That's for pussies... and grandpa's. I think you know it.

me: i have a grandpa guitar.
my buddy: your a fucking pussy!

by gumballthechewy December 16, 2007

Grandia

One of the most epic RPG's in existence. Originally rivaling Panzer Dragoon Saga as the best Saturn RPG, it was eventually ported for an American and European release on the PSX. Over 60 hours of pure kickass awesomeness, one of the most original, involving battle systems ever, a purely AWESOME leveling system and some great character designs along with a great storyline that evolves as it progresses makes for a solid experience.

The voice acting can suck from time to time, mind you.

Grandia: You'll never look at another RPG the same way again.

by Drakodan May 29, 2008

grandmother food

The amazing food grandmothers are known to make.

Tom: Hey what did you eat for dinner last night?
Brad: I'm lucky, i got to have grandmother food.

by RocknrollPineda December 9, 2007

Grandpa BFF

A term used by a young person to a refer to an older person who they are close with or want to be close with. For a female the term Grandma BFF is appropriate.

I wish I could hang out with William Shatner. He would make an awesome Grandpa Bff.

by Nes88 September 8, 2009

Grandpa Joe

Fecal excrement that’s resonated in a toilet apparatus for an extended period of time, causing a foul odour.

“Grandpa joe pretended to be sick for 20 years and became healthy out of now where. He’s a huge fucking piece of shit!”

“Bro did you forget to flush last night? I smell a Grandpa joe!

by Tristan412 May 17, 2019

Genealogy Grandparents

Grandparents who repeatedly inform their grandchildren, and their friends about their lineage.

Genealogy Grandparents will tell the cashier at Linens 'n Things that their lineage can be traced back to Charlemagne

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Grandmama

The overlord of all grandmas. She is more powerful than all the grandmas combined and controls them as her slaves. Her purpose in life is to make children under 10 years old happy with their life until they realize that grandma will die one day.

Edna (Grandma): Wow Janice, I saw your Facebook feed. Your grandchildren are getting quite plump. Did grandmama ask you to make all those cookies?

Janice (Also grandma): That's right! If you look at the walls, you can see all the scarves I've been asked to knit together for them.

by TimTheTurtle May 31, 2018