god 

im quoting George carlin on this one!
god is "an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But He loves you."

Kid: grandma what does god look like?
Grandma: no one knows
Kid: grandma how do u know what he wants u to do?
Grandma: dont u dare question gods existance!!!

Kid: o.O
Grandma:if u doubt him hell send u to hell
Kid: why?
Grandma: because he loves you!
Kid: o.O

god by i hate idiots 199 May 28, 2011

God 

1. God is a thought of that which transcends thought.
2. The God that is God is not God

1. God is above that thoughts of Humans
2. What you believe to be God is not really God

God by David March 28, 2005

God 

A cult made to make the world pure of filth...

Sorry God, the cult was over run by filth

God by Dictionary Of Translated Fucktard July 29, 2003

GOD 

god is and will always be.he tries to help us but we won't let him in and thanks to the athiest in the world it is believed that he is not around.but i have a question to all of those who thinnk GOD is not real or a joke.Can you see gravity?Or the wind?Or your soul(thats your personality)??Can you?? uh uh?? but you know they have to be real.i feeel very sorry fort hose who haven't seen the beauty i've seen throught GOD,and i hope that you will find what you are lookig for in this world.peace out.

i have seen things you'd only have dreamed of!....i believe that is GOD LOVERS=1 AND.. ATHIEST=0

GOD by shadowy filith June 21, 2009

God 

The One Who most people hate because they don't know Him, He is the source of all and science does more to prove His existence than it can to disprove it. If the universe were created by a series of random events then it wouldn't be learnable and it would be impossible to understand how any of the processes in the universe work or fit together because they wouldn't. That would be chaos like the lives of people who hate God or don't believe in Him. Because happenings in the universe are ordered, measurable, and designed that is proof that an intelligent force is at work and not just random causality. This proves that there must be a supreme intelligence, consciousness, purpose, and will... or simply GOD. Without God there wouldn't be any scientific rules in the observable universe. Things that make sense like gravity, temperature, acceleration, velocity, inertia, free fall, mass, light, time, matter, volume, lift, pressure, work, and heat wouldn't exist and neither could the universe in any knowable form without these. So thank God for being there. Amen

Scientifically, cause must happen for there to be an effect. People who don't believe in God or intelligent design only look at the effects side of the equation. And because of the nearly endless effects that they observe it becomes harder and harder for them to wrap their minds around the cause. God is the cause and everything else is the effect. "But that's too simple" people say when the fact of the matter is that it's terribly complex. So complex that it would take a million eternities for human beings to put all of the pieces in place for just how such a thing might work. I want you to keep in mind that science as it is known as a tool for observation is only around 500 years old. So the universe has been in existence for at least 12 billion years and it has only been studied for 500 years, so you do the math and tell me how Darwin and every other God hating so called educated or reasoning person could conclude that God just must not exist after 10 years of school when the universe is 12 billion years old at least. People who are able to arrive at such ridiculous conclusions should find something sharp and fall on it.

God by Phoenixface July 8, 2009

god 

If you can read this, you're Christian.
A deity who's believers are more offensive than the atheists sadly. Really, read some of these definitions.

btw, acknowledge the other religions' gods. Christianity is the biggest one around, but seriously, do you need to pretend you have the only god? I don't care that you don't believe in them. It's just common courtesy. Don't be a hypocrite and hate.

anyways-
1. An omniscient and omnipotent being who maintains different characteristics based on which religion/myth you look at. Some have human faults, some are emotionless, some are perfect. Some are creators, some are destroyers. Different religions define God as one or many people.

"Oh you're all going to burn in Hell if you don't believe in Him"

"God is better than you"

"He exists and all of you who don't believe in Him are idiots"

"FUCK YOU ATHEISTS"

Don't hate.

god by Planet of the Apes June 18, 2010

God 

A higher being believed in by 98% of the worlds current population

Believe it assholes. Most of us do after all...
2% : I hate you God lovers!
98%: I believe in God

God by Alex Kohl September 25, 2005