Front Pager

A pubescent youth who pours over the front page of YTMND every day rejoicing every time a new Brian Peppers site is created, or an internet war with Ebaum is started. These lowly half-humans now inhabit the once-peaceful YTMND forums, yet they stand out among the regular members because no one likes them. The projected maximum age for one of these Front Pagers is 17 to 18, where they will commit suicide as a joke over the internet. Some more famous (therefore making them gayer) frontpagers include MasterSitsu, Syncan, and Boomaga.

DrMongol: Oh no, Max linked the forums to the front page. Invasion is imminent.
NoccGuy: Here come the front pagers. I wish them death.
Front Pagers: kekekekekkekekekekek llolo Gay fuel!1

Kevin Bacon: I scared away the front pagers with my nudity.

by Lars Bacon August 14, 2006

front shit

slang for having a baby. to give birth to a child.

The woman front shit out her new baby

by Patrick Holman January 21, 2008

Frontrunner

a fat/overweight/obese girl who is in the front of a group of girls going to a party

Dave: John, look it's a frontrunner! (pointing to the fat girl leading the pack)

John: Frontrunner!!

by chuzzle7 May 1, 2011

Frons

Serial Killer; a sociopath who kills daytime serials without remorse; a murderer of multiple soap operas

The Frons laughed with delight as he slashed two soap operas in a single day.

by ghhshirley September 9, 2011

Front hole

A term used to reference the vagina, or vulva area depending on the anatomy being referenced. It is often a term used by trans men and AFAB trans people to refer to their bodies in more comfortable ways.

I like using my front hole for sex, but it still gives me dysphoria.

I still need Pap smears because I have a front hole.

by Vos-ren August 23, 2018

Frong

Fucking Wrong

You are making me teach that stupid person something that will take forever!!! That's just Frong!!!!

Something that is just wrong on all levels.

Extremely wrong

by tackless1 October 6, 2010

Frontier

The Frontier is the area of town where you and all your friends live.

Ew, I'd never go out with so-and-so. He's not from the Frontier.

by Reese Witherfork May 11, 2006