Pulling a Fallon

When an unsuspecting sexually repressed male falls prey to a clever succubus type female, usually found on myspace, inducing him to have unprotected sex with her, only to magically find that some relatively short period later, she's pregnant and it "could" be his. Her "timeline" of previous sexual partners and ultrasound photos more than clearly cast a shadow of doubt on the aforementioned repressed male's less than legitimate claim to fatherhood. This is predated by a screening process whereby the female cleverly ascertains his accumulated wealth and propensity to not shy away from responsibility, including, but not limited to, fatherhood. The female usually has less than admirable career goals, usually working some dead end job at a mall store, turning the unsuspecting male into a de facto sugar daddy.

Dude, she is pulling a Fallon on his ass!

Yo bro, I wouldn't mess with that broad, she about to be pulling a Fallon on your trust fund ass.

I'd give her 3:1 odds shes pulling a Fallon on him.

by Will the Thrill Ferreira July 31, 2007

Fallon

An incredibly smart and nice girl. Usually blonde, tall, and blue eyed. Loves waffles. She can be bossy and loud at times. She's usually lesbian. Has boobs the size of an entire state. Overall, Fallon's are pack leaders and everyone follows them. :)

Wow wow wow Fallon told me I was in the group!

Aww man you lucky!

I know to bad she's lesbian.

by Nobodyspexcial September 27, 2013

followee

A person who follows someone who follows a leader.

Katie is a followee because she follows Max, who follows the Italian Mafia.

by The Piked Piper December 19, 2013

Fallout 3

The worst Fallout game.

The Fallout's that are good are the ones not made by Bethesda, they ruined the franchise with Fallout 3. It was dumbed down, had clunky combat and the world was completely empty and not worth exploring.

by RationalTruth June 15, 2014

fallon

Fallon is one of those girls you call a couch potato.Put on the t.v and give some chips and you may never here her talk again. She is very dirty minded and can always find her telling a joke that's not so friendly to school.She very funny and you can always catch laughing her eyeballs out.You are very lucky to be her friend.She is very hard to take serious and can never get mad at.If you ever find her in a n argument she always makes it into a joke and you forgot what you were even arguing about. Try asking her out and you will get a big fat "NO"and a side of a black eye.

random guy:who is that

Kenzie:Oh that's fallon
random guy:im going to ask out that women!
random guy:hey fallon wanna go out with me
fallon:BAMMM
random guy:*falls to the ground dead*

by princessmonkeybutt October 3, 2018

falloople

A brown duck that usually lives in small bodies of water such as ponds or streams.

Give bread crumbs to the falloople in the pond or it will eat you alive!

by Brandon December 12, 2004

Cooperative Baptist Fellowship

An offshoot of the Southern Baptist Convention that is not as committed to defending the doctrine of the inerrancy of the Bible as the SBC since Evangelicals recaptured the denomination from liberals and moderates. CBF also presents a more egalitarian set of policies on social and political issues along with presenting a hazy view of theology. While most CBF members are not as far to the left as clearly apostate denominational elites such as found in the United Methodist Church, the CBF would be more accurately characterized as part of the mushy middle or moderates.

CBF does not explicitly deny the truth of the Bible, but they emphasize that individual believers can interpret the Bible any way that they choose. This tack on interpreting the Bible can easily provide a liberal Christian with the license to make the Bible into a wax-nose so that one can twist the Bible to justify whatever one wants to read into the text. This loose approach to reading and being instructed in the Bible comes from CBF's so-called "Four Freedoms": (1)Soul Freedom-a direct relationship with God without intermediaries (2)Bible Freedom-each person can interpret the Bible for himself without direction from anyone but God (or who one can easily deceive oneself into believing is God, viz. oneself who wants what he wants and wants it now) (3)Church Freedom-local church autonomy (4)Religious Freedom-as defined by egalitarian leftists at the ACLU. The CBF is affiliated with the Baptist Joint Committee for Religious Liberty, which opposes such benign policies as allowing for Ten Commandment displays.

Cooperative Baptist Fellowship member reflecting on Deuteronomy 24 after his wife has burnt the toast: "I see here right in the Bible that I can divorce my wife if she displeases me. So, I shall divorce her and marry my sexier secretary. After she gets some mileage on her, I shall trade her in, too. I am so glad that I read the Bible and follow God's Word."

by Tex in Tex October 4, 2008