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flamingo sizzler

- n.
- Any unnamed or generic alcoholic mixed drink/concoction that is randomly pink in color.
- No two flamingo sizzlers are EVER alike.
After exposing his piece, the guy sensually indulged himself in a flamingo sizzler; caressing the glass with his stache'd lips.
by Mark Saben Thomas III September 3, 2007
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Flamingo Whore

1. Any girl who has blond hair and is a whore (her hair just looks like it could be pink)
2. Usually flamingo whores dislike simps
Guy 1 “Hey doesn’t that girl look like her hair could be pink” Guy 2 “yeah it totally does” Guy 1 “She’s definitely a flamingo whore”
by Grayson C. Peters May 6, 2020
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flamingo up

like a cock up but much much bigger
"So you set fire to your entire bedroom by trying to flick a lit cigarette into your girlfriends mouth?"
"Yeah. I've got to admit it, I flamingoed up a bit."
by John the happy black man April 16, 2005
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Lucy Fleming

The biggest waste of life there is.

Stay clear at all costs

She will cheat on you and then act like nothings wrong

She will leave you and make it seem like your fault when she cheated on you

Don’t fall for the trap

Stay clear like the gap between the platform and the train, if you want to stay in one piece that is.
Lucy Fleming back cheating and ruining life’s yet again
by The allmighty truth teller October 16, 2019
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Scrotal flaying

WORST FORM OF CBT EVER!!!! Consists of the agonizing slicing and removal of the skin off your (or someone else’s) ballsack as if you are peeling an apple.
“I said I was up for some CBT but then she pulled out the knife and said she was gonna force me to endure scrotal flaying”
by Cockroaches suck balls August 24, 2023
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flaking

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement
Miguel: Hey uhh I'll met you up at 7 pm at the walmart cool?
You: yeah sure NP

-7pm-

you: ....

-8pm-
you: .....

-9pm-

you: zzzz
Miguel: oh uhh yeah i cant make it
you: you flaking asshole
by TIm January 7, 2007
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Flamingo Priest

Someone who is single but gives helpful and meaningful relationship advice to others.

The term "flamingo" originates from the saying 'single and ready to flamingo'.
The term "priest" suggests the person gives spiritual guidance and whom are in a position of power to share wisdom and advice. The receiver follows the advice religiously.
"Maybe you should talk to him, he might be open to you making guy friends"
"Are you sure? You might be right."
"I'm always right in regards to relationships, although I have no experience and live lonely in a dark room"
"You are quite the flamingo priest- single but have words of wisdom!"
by WordWizardSwag October 8, 2014
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