eating el desko

Eating your lunch at your desk.

"Sarah are you coming out to lunch with us?"
"No, I'm eating el desko."

by Sarah Monaghan August 31, 2006

Eating Popcorn

When sexual relations lead to topless women

My girlfrind and I were eating popcorn last night.

by James Grey June 24, 2006

Eating someone

When a person says “I’m gonna eat you” it most likely means they want to get off with you eg. And they say this because they love you very much!

He was eating someone😂

by Cozz_123 June 11, 2019

Shit-eating grin

A stupid grin that makes you look so clueless that you enjoy eating shit on a daily basis without realising you're a complete putz.

People who call tech support don't even try to learn the basics of using a computer. I picture them sitting at their desk with a shit-eating grin, then headbutting the screen.

by Mikes_arse August 19, 2006

eating her pizza

When a dog licks a girls vagina while a chicken plucks her nipple and a guy kisses her mouth.

Dude. I was eating her pizza last night and I think the chicken plucked her nipple off. The dog had fun tho.

by Ydinlydnaneb June 27, 2017

Eating Beans

Another way of saying jerking off

Friend: Hey bro, hop on ps4
Me: I’ll get on in a bit I’m eating beans rn.

by AniboioK November 14, 2018

boner-eating shitwad

shitwad= an asshole

boner-eater= a fag or queer or an asshole

boner-eating shitwad= an asshole queer or a double asshole; asshole 2 the max; queer-hole

ryan is a boner-eating shitwad

by speshul_K September 10, 2005