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European English

European English is the main language of Europe. European English is derived from American English, the native official language of the United State America.

European English takes the comparatively simplistic spellings of American English words and makes them much fucking harder to spell by adding unnecessary letters, in line with Europe's tradition of complicating things.
Common examples of the differences between American English(Correct form: Real English) and European English:

Color -> Colour
Airplane -> Aeroplane
Mustache -> Moustache
Aluminum -> Aluminium
Fiber -> Fibre
Organize -> Organise
by James Xuan July 29, 2009
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Napkin to English Dictionary

A dictionary invented by Cami, the ever-powerful zombie ninja-fairy.

This dictionary is still being written.
Cami is the only known person able to speak fluent napkin.
Therefore, the only one eligible to write the Napkin to English Dictionary.
by Cami (Is cooler than you) March 18, 2007
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english-italian dictionary

the internets way of showing me to speak italian, and those mediteranean fucks, how to speak italian to, the one on the internet called me a pussy, and told me to fuck off, it hurt *sob*
by analsexxx March 27, 2005
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English Bacon

Terribly cooked bacon.
Oh god this tastes like English Bacon
by ThisJustDidntHappen August 26, 2011
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ol' english

street name for a molotov coktail
Last nite we used some ol' english to burn down the house
by macdizzle 25 January 29, 2007
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Throbbing English Bowtie

The act of contorting one's long skinny, male member into the shape of a bowtie in many twists and knots until it is throbbing.
Yo dog she funna give me a Throbbing English Bowtie
by STP Hansel March 18, 2006
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engrish

the often funny English mistakes that appear in asian advertisig.

i think that when asains make mistakes/differrent words in their language, that it also should be engrish
'hey, look at that engrish, i guess were going on the train side instead of train ride!"

i have a friend that is from korea and and says funny stuff for example:
my tooth hurts = my teef hurt

you b*tch = you beach

ur mom = your mother
by Kelsey 10106 July 3, 2006
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