Epic Fail

When your city's Major League Baseball team sets the record for futility in all of professional sports.

See Pittsburgh Pirates 1993-2009.

When they made their final out of their 82nd loss of the season, for the seventeenth consecutive season, the Pittsburgh Pirates achieved Epic Fail status in the world of professional sports.

by Jumpondees September 8, 2009

Epic Yawn

(noun)

1: When you make somebody else yawn with the dreaded "yawns are contagious" and physical yawn combo.

2: When you have yawned so much already that every time you think of not yawning you yawn.

3: When you are not tired but the act of seeing somebody else yawn suddenly makes you feel sleepy.

4. Whilst attempting an Epic Yawn on somebody, everyone else around the aforementioned somebody subconsciously registers the yawn and yawns too.

5. When you read this, just seeing the word 'yawn' so many times makes you yawn.

Person 1: Hey Person 2! Did you know that yawns are contagious?! *yawns*

Person 2: DAMN YOU Person 1. *yawns*

Person 1: Haha. Epic yawn! *High fives*

by polkadotty January 7, 2010

Ephrata, Wa

A small village in the middle of a desert in Washington. It is about an hour and half away from Ellensburg and 5 hours away from civilization and any signs of life. Literally the butthole of Washington. Ephrata is where dreams go to die.

Uncivilized scum: I'm from Ephrata, Wa
Normal person: where??

by BethInPhoto January 5, 2018

Epi Pen

The Epi Pen is the centre of gravity and fate as we know it. The Epi Pen attracts the force and level of zero and Τουρβονικό. If the Epi Pen is combined with an epic pen (which attracts the force and level of ∞ and the Ορείχαλκος Τρίτος) all hell would break loose and the multiverse would implode on itself. The Epi Pen has properties of C (Cenic) and ^ (^Vonhid>). The Epi Pen also possess the power to turn backwards on itself creating QX (Quertus Xeus) Motion. When the Epi Pen creates QX Motion, Physics and Quantumus (A form of Z* Physics) Physics is broken. When Quantumus Physics is broken, Retscev (another form of Z* Physics) will unwind itself creating an infinite loophole where different dimensions and Alternate Universes will collide and reenact the creation of the true HeRA Unisherse. The Epi Pen when stabbed into someone grants them the power of the Stank Dank Spin.

Person: OH SHIT AN EPI PEN! *proceeds to contract ∞ power levels*

by Creator Of The Stank Dank Spin November 18, 2020

Episcopalian

An individual who fanatically abstains from eating fish.

Sable : What's the difference between Episcopalian and Lutheran?
Randy: Episcopalians don't eat fish.

by IbreathAir September 8, 2020

episcopal school dallas

a school full of the rich kids who aren't smart enough to go to st. marks or hockaday.

she's stupid rich
she must go to episcopal school dallas

by litfamsocool1234 December 12, 2016

Ephebophilia

A sexual attraction towards young men or women who are in the later stages of adolescent maturity and early adulthood.

A love for physical nubile form.

The state of an inate sexual arousal (or urge) in homosapiens sapiens to pass along their genetic information, and with optimal proficiency, to produce the healthiest offspring that can repeat the process of evolutionary life cycles as guided by natural selection.

Scientific studies have concluded that women, generally between the ages of 16 and 23, are at the apex of their fertility and fecundity and produce the healthiest descendants.

It's been purported, and various studies have shown, that at least 80% of adult males are ephebophiles, whether they acknowledge it or not.

"Ephebophilia is a common traight amongst adult men."

by A.Sveltina February 2, 2021