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Desert Queen 

aka Queen of the Desert.
aka Queens of the Desert.

An unatractive female soldier deployed to a remote area (think Iraq) who couldn't turn a a single head in their host country and is showered with attention and affection throughout the duration of the deployment. The longer the deployment, the more unattractive the soldier can be and still qualify as a Desert Queen.
Damn. She couldn't buy a date in the States. Now she's a Desert Queen.
Desert Queen by Yer Boi January 31, 2005
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destructions

a combination of destroy and instructions.

used to describe complicated instructions that will probably send any honest hard-working dad into a furious string of cursing as he attempts to put together toys, furniture, and other assemble-yourself our-priced trinkets.
husband: "#$%&@! i can't get this &*^%$!'n thing to work!"
wife: "did you read the destructions?"
destructions by Jesse Colburn January 12, 2008
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When his wife found the poker chips, Jim realized it had been a deshision to go to Las Vegas.
deshision by paulandvanessa February 6, 2009

Destiney 

Destiney is a cute ass long-haired HuGe butt bitch that is a very very good kisser but is not no hoe:) she is not like anyone you will ever meet and your other girlfriends are downgrades BTW;) her personality is terrific nice ,smart ,caring also of course funny. All I see in her is one unique beautiful Girl
Boy: did you see the new girl? Destiney

Boy 2: yea she CUTE as a mug
Destiney by I want food:(: October 26, 2018
A simple girl who loves life. She tries to hard to be good enough for everyone and doesn't spend enough time at looking how good her life actually is. Shes the type of girl that is in love with the idea of falling in love. So when she falls for you , she falls hard.
Desiree
Desiree by desireè jèstùì October 21, 2011

desperate 

1. feeling or showing a hopeless sense that a situation is so bad as to be impossible to deal with.
2 (of a person) having a great need or desire for something.
Tom is such a desperate f***, literally trying to bang everything that moves.
desperate by The1337kidofCrawley January 6, 2017

Destanee 

A beautiful, sexy girl who everyone loves and wants to be around. Sometimes wanna-be-whores make up shit about her because they are jealous they aren't as beautiful as she is. Every guy wants to be with her. Shes a true friend, and will do anything she can to help ones in need. Usually laid back, easy going, but when the weekend comes she can get wild. Thinks sexual thoughts all day. One of a kind.
Guy 1: mann, i wish i knew a destanee!
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: cause id be gettin fire ass head all the time.
Guy 2: pshhh, like she'd go for you anyways..
Destanee by nathan halloway March 16, 2010