cooter sneeze

When you're eating out a girl and you sneeze in her cooter. This makes up the cooter sneeze

Yo dude I got madd dome last night but didn't feel like eating her out so I cooter sneezed

by Brian Gallagher October 14, 2007

Cooter Cup

The act of taking ones hand, which has been formed into a cup, and cupping a female's genitilia. Generally this act is one swift motion of cupping hand, swinging arm, and making contact with the cooter; most importantly this is meant to be UNPLEASURABLE.

I was cooter cupped so hard that my dress was jammed between my legs.

You can't cooter cup a boy because they don't have a cooter.

by Pooping Owl November 24, 2009

baked cooter

sun-burnt vagina

"She laid out on the beach way too long. She took off her suit and had a baked cooter."

by King.Key August 20, 2009

cooter

the name given to a girl whose facial features resemble a vagina

Did you see cooter today in class?

I ran into Jen today and also got a cooter attack!!! Aaahhh!!

Oh Jen, you got sand in your cooter again!!! Is that why you make that face??

by President Monty October 16, 2006

COOTE

COOTE - a slang word for big vagina, often used to pay people out

OI YOU!, COOTE HEAD!" or " SHE HAD THE BIGGEST COOTE

by terzis28 and I3 Johnny I3 September 25, 2010

cooter mint

A mint, or several mints placed inside a womans vagina to enhance her sexual pleasure during intercourse - how? well just think of how much those mints burn when you put them on your tongue

Oh yea baby! Stick another one of those Altoids in my p****y, oh yea - in fact while you have the tin open you can stick another one up my *** as well, oooooooh yea! - Note it then becomes an ass-mint by definition.

by Rich March 18, 2003

cooted

In association with the term 'cooter-mama', cooted means for a woman to cum.
A man would skeet as where a woman would coot.

"Matthew hit it so hard that I cooted all over the place!"

by Amanda :* May 12, 2007