tallahassee pelvic cruncher

When a man and woman are having love, they are both on there knee's doggie style facing away from each other then when they start to cum they both have diarhea on each other.

Kent gave Sally the tallahassee pelvic cruncher at my party the other day and left a real mess.

by roizilla November 19, 2007

cinched

Being cinched aka tucking is the act of a drag queen pulling back his genitals to create the illusion of having a woman's vulva. A tuck is often held by panty hose, duct tape or tight underwear.

"Are you cinched?"

by Skylark_774 March 24, 2017

chunch

the top of the crack of the ass; the plumber's crack

Pull up your pants. Your chunch is showing!

by lulu April 18, 2005

Chunch

Loose combination of "chode" and "douche".

An all-purpose term to describe a guy who sucks.

Jackie: "That guy over there really needs to stop yelling. Nobody wants to hear you talk dude."

Emily: "For sure, he's a total chunch."

by sparkbop September 19, 2009

Conched

When someone punches you in the crotch with a conch shell.

(Friend walks over and hits you in the crotch with a conch shell)
You've just been CONCHED!!

by EdmundBlackadder June 9, 2011

crevice cruncher

A person with a fetish for oral sex on women or the act of muff diving by one woman on another. Often used as an insult.

"You are such a crevice cruncher Alex"

"did you see that vidio of Sarah giving Marie a good creace crunching last night...it was beautiful"

"do you want to participate in the act of crevice crumching tonight dear?"

by Nicole Downs December 5, 2007

cooter crunch

When you can get through a series of crunches without queebing.

I did my cooter crunches in gym today while my partner held my feet.

by kkoo June 21, 2009