Copium gas

A chemical used to soothe the mind of a person who just lost or was embarrassed in a debate

Wow, that dude is getting high on copium gas after forgetting what Aldens number was

by anonymous October 14, 2020

Covid

A group of 10 people

We are having a covid of people over to watch the game.

by Mamacita13430 November 22, 2020

Robo-coping

The act of walking awkwardly with stiffness in your legs akin to that of iconic 80’s character Robo-Cop.
This usually happens the day after exercising after having not done so in a while.
Other causes may include not stretching properly, or sitting down in an odd position for a long period of time.

“Hey dude why are you walking funny?”

“ Went for a jog for the first time in ages last night, now I’m Robo-coping”.

by joffish August 4, 2010

Covid-19 Is a Blessing

The unspoken truth that governments’ stimulus packages in many developed countries delayed the retrenchment of millions of people who were working for businesses that were about to fold up just before the coronavirus pandemic struck.

Thousands of gig workers don’t deny that Covid-19 is a blessing in disguise, because they see the government’s handouts as God’s Favor on them during this pandemic crisis.

by Covido December 29, 2020

COVID-Ø

Read as “Covid-null.” When virologists believe that vaccination for all worldwide would number the days of Covid-19, which would eventually eradicate it from planet Earth—when zero infection and mortality rates globally would be the new “new normal.”

From COVID-0 (when countries have zero infections and deaths) to COVID-Ø (when the entire planet is corona-free), how long would the world have to wait for this viral phase to take place?

by Covido November 25, 2020

Covid

A pack of Karens.

Look at the Covid refusing to follow social distancing laws.

by Coolguy2.0o0 April 22, 2020

Covid-🇲🇻

When tourists to Muslim-majority Maldives, where the quality of its health infrastructure is questionable, needn’t serve any quarantine on arrival, but have to bear any medical costs should they be infected with the coronavirus—a catch-22 situation where they are most likely to be buried on one of the islands should they fail to recover even with access to a China-made ventilator.

With India donating their homegrown half-baked vaccine to Maldives as part of their vaccine diplomacy to sideline China, and with the local population getting inoculated, the odds of half-hearted budget tourists facing a Covid-🇲🇻 situation are lower.

by Covido January 21, 2021