Clonky

A large or bolbous shaped person or object.

When Amanda took her picture on the computer in english her face appeared clonky.

by Teeny! February 23, 2009

Colonel Cotton Pony

The description of a woman and her negative mood when she is in the midst of her menstrual cycle (i.e. riding the "cotton" tampon).

Boy, Sally is really a Colonel Cotton Pony today!

by swampchappy February 1, 2010

colonel's touch

The phenomenon that occurs after eating greasy food such as KFC. Similar to the Midas touch anything touched afterwards also becomes greasy and makes all paper become transparent.

Hey look at this napkin, I've given it the colonel's touch

by Ryan the Wordsmith July 14, 2011

Colonial eroticism

Sexual arousal caused by any real or perceived vestige of colonialism or slavery between partners.

Blake experienced colonial eroticism while Shaniqua was giving him head.

by TommyIce January 7, 2015

colonial hills

A small part of worthington Ohio where if you walk down the street in a hoodie you could get the cops called on you

Bob: Want to get arrested?
John: Sure, let's go to Colonial Hills!

by Hellomynameisjohn February 16, 2017

Colonial Simpleton

A colonial house, usually a very simple and boring one with dull features.

A simple colonial style house.

Simply put: an ugly ass house

Guy 1: your house is hideous.
Guy 2: it's a pig with lipstick!
Guy 3: its a colonial simpleton!
Homeowner: screw you guys my house is a peice of history!

by colonialhouse February 27, 2017

colonial blowjob

The same as a regular blowjob, but with wooden teeth.

“Martha stole my teeth the other night and gave me a rousing colonial blowjob the other night.” - George Washington

by Rosie-no-4 October 29, 2017