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poo chugger

a politician you see on tv who you cannot watch without imagining defecatating violiently into his head orifices. which immediately elicits the response, oh my gosh, start chugging or you might suffocate.
Ted Cruz be chugging a nation worth o' poo. Poo chugger Trump gettin' a break now that he's aint on tv. Hawley better start a chuggin'.
by poomeister2 March 6, 2021
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Tear Chugging

The act of lying to an entire family that one of their family members was killed in a horrific accident. While you tell your lie the family has to all be hanging upside down over buckets where their tears from the bad news is accumulated. This word can only be applied in this given context and can never be used as an expression. To ever go about Tear Chugging you must kidnap an entire family (minimum 3 family members), hogtie them and let them dangle upside down so excessive rope is very necessary.
Criminal 1 - what is everyone in here for?

Criminal 2 - stealing!

Criminal 3 - battery!

Criminal4 - murder!
Criminal 5 - tear chugging the Robinsons!

Criminal 1 - You're real sick Criminal 5.

Criminal 5 - why are you calling me Criminal 5? My name is Jeff.

Criminal 1 - not in the context of this definition example. Your entire existence was created soley for a joke on the Urban Dictionary website. You will never truly get to live, Jeff.

Jeff- OH MY GOD!
Criminal 3 - join the club.

Criminal 4 - what's tear chugging?
by Mandatory Playground January 18, 2021
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mustard chugger

A white person with arthritis who chugs mustard in order to dull the pain.
“Oh Susan is such a mustard chugger
by Nathaniel woolard April 5, 2021
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Mug Chugger

Generally refers to a human person who chugs a significant amount of MUG Root Beer. Also, they usually have a very stupid dumb dumb face.
Look at that little mug chugger over there! What a little bitch! There will be none left for the rest of us!
by Poogazm69 January 8, 2022
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Fishbite Chuggle

A phrase used by General Motors to describe a noise made by a faulty transmission or torque converter. Typically sounds like and clunk and a bang at the same time.
“This 2019 Buick Enclave has set a P0700 and is producing a fishbite chuggle”.

What the hell is a “fishbite chuggle”? Is that even a real thing?”
by 5th_G March 12, 2022
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Butt chugging

During sex when the woman is in doggy and male is wearing a train conductor hat with a train whistle
Joe is the best at giving butt chuggings to older women I swear said dorice
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Lemonade Chugger

A person, probably named Connor, who can chug a godly amount of piss. Lemonade Chugger's often have bronding sessions when they chug piss
by JMO1916 July 12, 2022
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