david copperfield

When you tell a woman you can make your dick disappear and
she says well how can you do that and you explain to her that all she has to do is open her mouth!!!!!

My girlfriend wanted to watch tv the other night and I told her wait a little while longer because David Copperfield is coming

by stuart williams November 7, 2006

camper

Look up the word douchebag and you might find out what a camper is. The is a person that plays online games that have no skills. Capture the flag means capture the flag not have four out of six team mates staging by their flag for some easy kill. It's not always annoying when my mission is to go and kill the campers. I guess it's legal so go ahead noobs.

Jerkoff: Man I got like 50 kills that round.
Me: Yep, 50 out of 50 kills camping your ass off. Good job douchebag only a camper can get that many kills in one round. But, Ill find you next time.

by MagicSGT November 22, 2010

the clapper

After you have sex, the dick is soft. When the dick is soft tell her to get on her knees, then immediatly slap your dick across each side of her face. (then you hear a clapping sound)

After Byans dick was soft, Cindy got on her knees and Bryan slapped his dick on her face and made a clapping noise. Hints the name The Clapper

by Thomas Bryan September 4, 2006

Camper

someone who holds the smoking device (joint, bong, bowl, blunt, apple, can/bottle) for an inappropriate amount of time

"dude quit being a camper!"- jex tryan

"what r u talkin about" schmiff floop

"your campin on the bowl"-jex tryan

"o my bad friend"=schmoof flip

by Peachfuz Lamberskin III September 5, 2009

50. Cal camper

A person in COD 4 who chooses to camp with a 50.cal sniper rifle for the duration of the game. The 50 cal although unlocked late in the game requires no skill and is used by most noobs or nublets

Damn it Sutton stop being a 50. cal camper. camping in the top room with the 50 cal is for noobs you suck so much its not funny the only reason you get kills is because you have the 50 cal and the only reason you have that is because you have played over 800games.

by Deliciouschuck October 21, 2008

camper

a sexual position in which the man rolls onto his back and hugs his legs to his chest. he then puts his penis through his legs and the female sits on it. thus the camper

"I got on my back and she camped on me all night long"
"Gigigigigigigigigty she is quite the camper"

by picknic-table lover June 20, 2008

Camper

In video games it is a sad, sad, cowardly player who would have more fun sitting in one than actually running around to earn their kills and experience the full extent of the game. Basically they are just pussies who are horrible at the game and can't get a kill without sneaking up on someone or having some sort of tactical advantage.

That damned camper has been sitting in one spot the who game

by StraightUpBeastin March 26, 2011