Toyota Land Cruiser

The DEFINITION of 4x4, and the automotive equivalent of a chameleon. In the Middle East, Southeast Asia, and much of Africa - show up in one of these, and everyone will know you're rich, potentially royalty and potentially bought it using blood money. In Europe? Nonexistent, unless you count the Prado. In the US? Either stealth wealth WASPs or overlanding bros who treat it like an expensive 4Runner. In Japan? A more niche product, and the canvas for some Midnight Club-level builds. In Australia? The undisputed King of the Outback, mate. Available as either a "station wagon" currently in the 300-series, or a no-nonsense 4x4/pickup in the form of the 70-series. One of Japan's most iconic vehicular exports and quite possibly one of the most reliable vehicles on planet earth. This thing will take you anywhere and will not leave you stranded. Many SUVs come close - the Nissan Patrol, Land Rover Range Rover, and Mercedes-Benz G-Wagen are all fantastic SUVs, but the Land Cruiser is in a league of its own. There's a reason why everyone from the UN to ISIS uses these bad boys. You can get one in complete barebones GX spec or fully loaded Sahara spec - making it the Japanese equivalent to an F-series or RAM truck (although much more reliable.) A strong contender for the most badass vehicle on earth.

The Toyota Land Cruiser is every Arab or Australian teen's dream first car.

by henry1272838442 February 22, 2025

2008 Chrysler PT Cruiser

The 2008 Chrysler PT Cruiser is a demonic car that is made by Chrysler, a company with a reputation for making horrid cars like the 2008 PT Cruiser.

“hey want a ride in my 2008 Chrysler PT cruiser?”
“get a new car dingus”

by Ladnonpro October 19, 2025

That line has already been cruised

An alternate way of saying that line has already been crossed; saying that the boundaries set by oneself or someone else have been violated in the past in some manner.

“Listen, I’ll stop being annoying to my brother, I promise!” “That line has already been cruised young man!”

by Sharkpig September 18, 2019

crupset

crazy upset. Shortening 'crazy' to 'cr' and shoving it in front of a word in order to save valuable fractions of a second. See crunk.

I'm crupset with you, you jerkface.

by Michelle May 7, 2005

Craisey

undescribably pulchritudinous

Your so craisey
the easiest way to describe someone

by Merasty23 March 6, 2009

Cruser Bruiser

A large turd that has been frozen and a person sticks back in their asshole for the purpose of getting sexual stimulation and pleasure; e.g. it is used like a dildo

"Dude, quit hogging the Cruser Bruiser! Give me a thrust with that thing!"

by Krispywaffles February 11, 2014

Crusseled

To be crusty. To feel crippled. To have dry cracked out bones.

I been awake for 2 days my bones feel crusseled

by Bouncelittlekittiee October 4, 2014