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crank up 

god i’m really starting to crank up”
crank up by YESladssss384 July 21, 2021
when someone is ugly but has a big ego
that boy cranked as hell

he cranked himself up too much
cranked by slimjim13 May 2, 2022

Anne Crank 

Anne Crank, an “angry cry wank”

Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.
Example 1: I am hiding in the attic, the nazis are banging at the door, I am angry, upset and masturbating vigorously. I’m having an Anne Crank.

Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!

Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.

Example 4: I’m still a virgin at 47 so all I can do is have an Anne Crank.
Anne Crank by JittyMan November 1, 2022

Cream of Crankshaft 

A milkshake made of vanilla and rocky road ice cream. The chocolate represents oil, the white air. It is often eaten at Toledo Mudhens games, most often by Ed Crankshaft.
Ed: There's a pitcher of Cream of Crankshaft in the fridge if you want one.

Nate: Well, maybe, but I've never had one. What is it?

Ed: It's this milkshake I make. Its vanilla and rocky road ice cream.

Nate: Would they sell it at bus stops?

Ed: They sure would. I sell them in the summer off my truck. It's awesome!

crank dat robocop 

After supermanning dat hoe, take all her money.
Fool, after I superman that hoe, I'm gonna crank dat robocop!
crank dat robocop by Jako Kot October 18, 2007

crank tank 

Another form of the ubiquitous 'wank bank'
The area of your brain used for storing images that will later be used for self pleasure.
On seeing a hot girl walk by...

'thats going straight in the crank tank'
crank tank by Ollie Raison April 16, 2008