costa del lol

LOL (Laugh Out Loud) with a unique Spanish twist!

Eli: I'm going on holiday to Cameroon!

Me: Costa Del Lol!

by L! September 14, 2007

Cosimo

a loving boy/man that every girl wants, only one can have him and thats me. A romantic person that knows the perfect thing to say at every moment.

He called me last night just to tell me how much he loves me, such a Cosimo

by Your Vampire May 24, 2009

Dame Tu Cosita

A spanish scentence that when translated to english, says "give me your little thing" it is also used as a way to get clickbait veiws by minecraft youtubers like RageElixer.

Omg! I just found dame tu cosita in minecraft! (SCARY) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

by Ur mom's shrek hentai June 15, 2018

Cost Per Lay

Also known as "CPL," the Cost Per Lay is the amount of money a man spends to get laid.

Cook: "Hey, are you still dating that high maintenace bitch?"
Pete: "Yeah, she is killing me."
Cook: "Why, she's pretty hot?"
Pete: "Yeah she is but I have to take her out on expensive dates or she won't give me any."
Cook: "What's your Cost Per Lay?"
Pete: "Fuck, I dunno, at least a hundred bucks."
Cook (laughing): "Dude, your so fucked, dump that bitch!"
Pete: "Not before I tape myself nailing her."
Cook: "That'll be some expensive porn my good man..."

by Pete Dick February 10, 2008

Costanza

One that is tight with money.

Dude, you're such a freakin Costanza.

by bcaster June 1, 2006

Costanza

A flaccid penis. Short, fat and bald, not unlike the frugal and hilarious George Costanza of Seinfeld.

It's hard to have sex when you're Costanza.

by jammiep September 12, 2011

opportunity cost

(n.) the benefits and problems of not choosing an option.

You have a choice between buying a car for £30,000 or a motorbike for £18,000.


If you buy the car, the opportunity cost is £12,000 and a motorbike.


If you buy the motorbike and have some money, the opportunity cost is one car.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004