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booty greed 

The desire for a person to have a “nicer,” more aesthetically pleasing booty/butt/hip area; sometimes reaching levels of clinically addictive behavior.

This is achieved by varied means including exercise, surgery (i.e. Brazillian butt lift by fat transfer, implants, injections of varied substance).

“Nicer,”/more aesthetically pleasing is subjective but often includes desire for more size, projection, proportion, shapeliness, ect., often described as “badunkadunk,” “pop,” “pow,” “back,” ect...

The “greed” often begins to develop by seeing a “nicer” booty than the observer has. The observer may then take action towards this “nicer” look via some of the methods mentioned above.

However, like greed of most anything, once one gets a “taste,” in this case having a nicer booty, the desire/greed becomes stronger.

For example, many women who have Brazillian butt lift surgery, with fat transfer and/or implants, often return for a “second round.” In some cases, even multiple “rounds.”

This desire/greed often strengthens until the individuals’ aesthetic booty goals are met. However, due to certain factors, including but not limited to, an individuals’ self perception and cultural influences (i.e. pop icons such as Kim Kardashian and Nicki Minaj who are known for their pronounced booties, and for who many find appealing), some develop an ever greater, sometime clinically addictive seemingly never ending desire/greed for more and/or a “nicer,”/more aesthetically pleasing booty.
After her first Brazillian butt lift surgery she loved the results of her nicer booty; but was in so much pain she said she would never go through such suffering again. However, after the pain subsided, and she experienced how much attention, affection, and envy her new booty brought her, she became hooked- she got “booty greed;” she wanted even more, so she went back for another round of Brazillian butt lift surgery, regardless of the pain-to her it was worth it.

Damn! Did you see that girl’s booty? She must have had it “done,” maybe even more than once! That girl caught the booty greed!

Seeing the results of her friends’ Brazillian butt lift, including the aesthetics, attention, and envy it brought her, she developed an ever stronger desire for a nicer, surgically enhanced booty. She had caught the greed-the booty greed...
booty greed by MadamEve March 3, 2018
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Booty Cheeks Magee 

A person who is just so funny and so skinny that the title doesn’t fit but it’s really funny.
Girl: my best friend is Booty Cheeks Magee.
Boy: who’s that?

Girl: oh that’s Jackie, we call her Booty Cheeks Magee

booty-zone 

Remaining in booty call status where one partner is unwilling to take the relationship further.
“Dude she totally booty-zoned me. I have feelings too ya know!?.”
booty-zone by Lil Marko October 23, 2018

Booty Blinded

To see someone and experience so much phsyical attraction that everything they say or do is seen through rose colored glasses. Generally applies to a pre-sexual relationship. Can apply to either gender, though men are more often the victims of this.
1. Dang, can't she see he's a doughbag? "No, she's booty blinded." 2. Dang, he just gave her his card number on the first date???? "He is so booty blinded."

booty clapped

To get literally destroyed by someone or something, as in being ripped a new asshole and then some. Can be used as an adjective or a verb. Traditionally spoken by a witness to the booty clapping, as the person who has been booty clapped is often too stunned for speech or KO'ed for the time being.
"Homeboy got his booty clapped playing Dark Souls III. I feel for him, man."
"Those where some booty clapping hemorrhoids."
"Daaaaaaaayuuum, Sarah got her booty clapped by that hoe down the street!"

Booty Bash 

Putting your bare ass in someone else's face
When I was in the restroom and he was taking a shower, HE F'ING BOOTY BASHED ME!

booty whistle 

when you’re taking a fatty shit and as you’re squeezing a little bit of air comes through in the sound of a whistle
i was going poop in the women’s room at the airport when i let out a loud booty whistle...
booty whistle by apexlegends21 October 16, 2019