blood balloon

Exactly what it says. A balloon filled with blood.
Or, another word for blister, etc.

Little Jimmothy "MOM, I need a band-aid! I fell off my bike and now there's a blood balloon on my knee!"

Frequently asked questions:

"Are babies blood balloons?"

"Should i start stabbing babies with pins?"

The answer?
Yes.

by Apu Pibut July 2, 2011

bolloxy

eggy
ref:
what a load of bollocks bollocks"
When someone is becoming angry/annoyed

"Don't get bolloxy"
"he was all bolloxy at me for no reason"

by Yeah man July 24, 2005

bollonce

Noun., A circle of three or more male participants connected in a chain of mutual ball-sucking

That bollonce last night was fucking sick.

There's enough of us here to have a bollonce.

by Jman perrier March 20, 2008

Bollocky Binds

When something is very difficult

or

When you get your bollocks tangled in your pants

or

Some kind of S & M technique

Friend #1 oh bollocky binds
Friend #2 whats up?
Friend #1 im getting into a right bollocky bind with this software its so difficult...

I couldnt come to work today as i got into a bollocky bind when i got dressed.

by Fay King November 25, 2010

bollocrap

Something that is both bollocks and crap therefore being total nonsense and completely worthless

Hey, I got the My Most Used Words app on Facebook!
It's bollocrap!

by Carnos December 28, 2013

bollock satchel

alternate name for a scrotum, a ballsack, a ballbag, male testicles

'dude, your bollock satchel looks like its on fire'

by mangorice August 15, 2015

Bollock Bubbler

When your bottom is perfectly sealed so that a fart is forced forwards through your testicles.

<parp> Oooh, that was a tingly bollock bubbler!

by Steelrattuses January 2, 2017