turtleneck blanket

When an uncircumcised penis touches tip-to-tip with a circumcised penis and blankets the head with its foreskin. Similar to a Chinese finger trap!

Chad: Dude, did you hear what Heath and Jake did this weekend?

Noah: No, man what happened?

Chad: Heath was passed out at the party and Jake took off his pants and gave him a turtleneck blanket!

Noah: Radical.

by Space Jesus March 19, 2016

frank blanket

A loin cloth

That caveman is wearing an awesome frank blanket

by Admiral Porksword November 27, 2020

grid blanket

a blanket used by preppy 10 year olds on tiktok

hey emily, we should go get preppy grid blankets from the store!

by craft-122500 September 25, 2022

hanging out in the blankets

fucking

Me and my girl were hanging out in the blankets

by zambs February 18, 2018

pizza blanket

When one orders a pizza, and lays the warm box on their chest as they eat it; keeping them warm in the process...

I'm going to go home and watch netfix and lay under my pizza blanket.

by Socks and box April 03, 2016

kentucky blanket

A shot of bourbon, that will keep you warm on the inside

Man it’s cold outside, I need a little Kentucky blanket

by Steele Shields January 24, 2019