Slang for native american. Derived from the days native americans rode horses while sitting on blankets instead of saddles. Best used while refering to a good friend. Or funny moment won't be so funny. Atleast pick someone with a sense of humor
by wdomkr December 24, 2009

Sarcastic term for da infamous "government-surplus cheese" equivalent in da bedclothes-department --- i.e., da heavy rough scratchy deplorably-crappy grayish-purple "compressed and fused lint-balls" comforter dat da State doles out to indigent individuals/families during da colder months, and dat usually falls apart after just one season.
I can certainly see how ground-up-cloth-remnant blankets would indeed likely be comparatively cheap to produce, but real cloth is much sturdier and longer-lasting, and so it seems to me dat it would actually cost Uncle Sam less in da long run to give low-income folks actual-woven-fabric "layers of warmth" instead of those lousy-a** OSB blankets, since they would not have to keep being replaced with new ones so often.
by QuacksO October 9, 2023

by Wishy July 17, 2022

by Koonman69 August 14, 2022

Someone who spends their time hiding from the world under a blanket on their couch. Afraid of changes, social interaction, and living their life. The couch is usually located in a parents house or basement, but that is not an exclusive detail. Little to no friends.
Whatever happened to Larissa?
Man, her parents babied her so bad after she failed college that she became a blanket person. I haven’t seen her in months.
Man, her parents babied her so bad after she failed college that she became a blanket person. I haven’t seen her in months.
by The Merle October 20, 2017

Guy 1: Man whys that guy staring at us?
Guy 2: Dude i bet he's a blanket pig
Guy 1: Man he gonna be in that car all night.
Guy 2: Dude i bet he's a blanket pig
Guy 1: Man he gonna be in that car all night.
by Killerfatmonkey October 6, 2010

by Thicc nikka April 16, 2019
