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Donkey Boarding

A variation on water-boarding in which you replace water with urine...from a live donkey.
Achmed was terrified when he heard the clap of the hooves on the cold concrete floor. He had heard the stories about Donkey Boarding but thought they were not true. It was in that moment that he realized he was about to be donkey boarded.
by JamMasterJay June 20, 2010
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boardman

A once upscale and progressive suburb of Youngstown run into the ground by two vindictive idiots posing as elected officials. A place where logic and reason have been completely removed from decisions affecting tens of thousands.
Man, they pulled a boardman on our ass. They told us they were going to widen the road to ease congestion. Instead they took out a lane and planted flowers and trees.
by Pedro1 September 16, 2007
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Flesh Boarding

Indo boarding while simultaneously sexually gratifying yourself with a flesh light.

Considered a taboo sport in most countries.
Sergio just got laid off and is passing the time by perfecting his switch hander cross steps to reach new and exciting levels of flesh boarding pleasure.
by g-town-4-life March 22, 2010
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Eastern Boarder

A gnarly skate, bike, and/or snowboard shop in New England affiliated with either the Nashua, Worcester, Natick, Leominster, or Danvers.
"Do you ride for Anything?"
"Eastern Boarder for Life"
by Big Dane 603 February 6, 2008
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The boards

by randomguy123469076 August 23, 2016
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Bardiupdatess

Someone who lies about being a black women, they are a chubby Hispanic & to be them you have to be obsessed with Queen Nicki Minaj! , They are a fad on the twitter!
Oh my god , Bardiupdatess should be nickiupdatess
by Bardiupdatess November 25, 2021
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The Bard

A man who has a ninety thousand dollar job senior year of high school, who may or may not be a world leader, who once had a party so epic a pig's head ended up in his bathtub, who needs no sleep, who might be robotic, who is known to break the arms of those who surprise him, who will never cut off my dick.
by hungrybear November 5, 2012
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