Blue Smurf Cat 

An internet joke appearing mid 2023 which truly describes why our generation is a failure. Tends to show a high quality photo of a smurf mixed with a cat with Alan Walker's "Spectre" playing in the background.

Person 1: Did you see that Blue Smurf Cat meme I posted on YT?
Person 2: Yeah it fucking sucked.

Blue Smurf Cat by Silly Willy Fella September 18, 2023

Blue Veined Flute 

Slang term for a mans purple headed womb ferret.

"Darling, I've heard that you play a musical instrument. Wrap your lips around my Blue Veined Flute & lets see what note cums out."

Blue Veined Flute by Richy Boy September 7, 2005

Blue Veined Junket Pumper 

Australian slang, similar to blue vein cane, used to describe the male genitalia. Fairly uncommon, but use is widespread, not restricted to certain areas.

"So i gave her some goodness from my BLUE VEINED JUNKET PUMPER"

Blue Veined Junket Pumper by Old No7 March 4, 2008

Blue crayon

A blue crayon is a part of a pack of red and purple, they always stick together 💜💙❤️ A blue crayon is smart and beautiful 💖

O my gosh that girl is such a blue crayon

Blue crayon by Nomi March 27, 2017

blue whale game 

The blue whale game is where people do tasks for other people and 50 days later there's a request for a player to commit suicide

A: Did you hear about the children suicides?
B: I heard they were potentially linked to the blue whale game

blue whale game by TopHanger September 27, 2017

blue curtains 

The act of finding literary symbolism where there is none. Refers to a (n apparently deleted) Not Always Right story in which students at a reading tell the author that their professor insists that s/he repeatedly included references to blue curtains because s/he is depressed, and the author replies that blue is simply his/her favorite color.

Professor: Sylvia Plath's "Morning Song" talks about The Fool's Journey...
Student: You found kabbalah, astrology and alchemy in a poem about giving birth? Sounds like a lot of blue curtains to me!

blue curtains by Kotora September 21, 2018

blue gum 

a racial slur for an African American. Connotes a lazy, silly-dumb, manual laborer. Derogatory, but not as derogatory as the "n" word. You'll probably still get beat up if you use it in company.

Those blue gums up the crik eat nothin' but watermelons.

blue gum by Shumado April 10, 2015