blankenstien 

something loved by you dearly and kept forever, usually a BLANKET, or a blankie for short, or a teddy bear
WAY BETTER AND COOLER AND AWESOMER THAN NAF NAFS

I just want to snuggle up with my blankenstien right now

blankenstien by Brooketookbook May 16, 2011

blackette

A female who has black hair, thus not being able to be associated with the brunettes.

Damn. If I don't dye my hair soon, I will remain a blackette for the next few months.

blackette by Valgina March 1, 2009

blacket 

A jacket that usually has one background color and then a bunch of little brightly colored or gold/silver images such as martin the martian, guns,dollar signs,meatwad ect.Usually worn by afro americans or white boys who think they can ghostride da whip.But are really just hook ass marks.

look at that 'ole fanta faced white boy ghostridin' da whip in his pink and purple blacket.

blacket by raggalioness June 1, 2007

blanketworld 

The excellent state of being completely encompassed in blankets. Needs no real explanation beyond absolute excellence.

I have entered blanketworld, there is no way that I am getting up now.

Due to blanketworld, I am not answering the door.

blanketworld by jemappele December 19, 2009

thermal blankets 

A warm moist vagina with larger than normal meat curtains as to wrap around your dick at night.

bob went to stay the night with sally and kept his unit warm with her thermal blankets IE as like pigs in a blanket.

thermal blankets by thermal slayer April 3, 2011

Steamy Blankets

Steamy Blankets is the sexual act in whcih to drunk men boil some Coffee. After climbing into bed together they proceed to pour boiling hot coffee on their blankets. They then lift up the blankets and pour it onto their genitalia. (If there aren't 3rd degree burns you are doing it wrong.) Then the two men engage in the sexual position 69. This should rip the burnt skin right off their penis and since they are durnk they wont feel the pain untill the morning.

We were so drunk last night that Billy and I got into bed and performed steamy blankets and now my penis is burnt off.

Steamy Blankets by BUTTSEXISDIRTY December 31, 2012

Blankenhorny 

a Blankenhorny argument is an argument with no rational basis or with no RELIABLE bases at all, simply based on personal believe or hearsay or THE INTERNET and in 99% total crap.

"I just know that cows are descendants from mice! I've researched it and found it on the internet! there's the evidence, see"
--> "good god man, this argument is sooo Blankenhorny"

Blankenhorny by HyperSpeziFisch January 27, 2010