Quick as a flash

The time that it takes For 2 stroke To forward a pic or meme that she receives From E to The year 9 advisers.

Forwards content as quick as a flash. 2 stroke - OMG Jamie can you believe this fucking guy... Look at what he sent me now😤

This is the last time again I swear’.

‘Jamie‘ - You just can’t hate this guy ???🤗

by Peter gregson July 19, 2020

Single as a Pringle day

This a holiday made for single ppl only and it’s gonna be celebrated the day after Valentine’s Day feb 15th

Today is single as a Pringle day it’s February 15

by A 2020 just happened February 16, 2021

sober as a stone

you’re stone cold sober

steve harvey : yo man are you on something?
bill gates: i’m as sober as a stone bro!

by stoneluver January 19, 2021

hard as a diamond

it's what you call lei

lei's as hard as a diamond

by birdofpreyprime May 14, 2021

Sound as a pound in a mound that’s round

Similar to "Sound as a pound". If something is as sound as a pound, it is very good or reliable.

Boss: This project schedule sound as a pound in a mound that’s round.
Me:

by APieceOfMonkey July 8, 2021

Cold as a goblin's knob

Cold, chilly, inclement

God, I'm glad to be inside. It's cold as a goblin's knob out there.

by josekavalina December 20, 2021

Crim as a bug

When said or done is either very criminal, or very cringey. Either way, whatever you said or did was not good if someone says this about you.

Andrei says, "That guys t-shirt is yummy."

Luke says, "That's about Crim as a bug."

by crim as a bug inventor May 11, 2022