palm the donkey

Masturbation due to desperation, boredom, or horniness especially after watching anything with Jessica Alba, Monica Bellucci, or Lucy Liu however these are not binding conditions. Just plain ole masturbation, your understanding friend.

Dude, he went into the stall to palm the donkey.

Isn't that illegal?

by midnightteabagger June 13, 2006

dinky donkey

A girl with a small booty.

I saw you dancing with that dinky donkey last night at the party.

by coalfax October 30, 2009

The Donkey Kong

When you insert a banana in a bitch's ass and she squeezes the banana out while leaving the peel behind.

Mike: Yo Jake, I did the donkey kong with my bitch last night

Jake: dude that's ruthless
Mike: yeah man I got banana all over the bathroom floor

Jake: I might try it tonight with that ignorant slut Jane

by DopeBoss January 28, 2016

swamp donkey

A fat bitch that is so chubby around her vaginal area that you have to throw flour on her to find the wet spot.

Yo mama.

by northsideboys October 23, 2003

Sea donkey

A female member of the Navy. They usually are fat, ugly, and have a big butt.

Take a look at that sea donkey! She's almost as big as our ship!

by Sarah the MILF June 24, 2005

donkey dick

a penis large enough to could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some shylock's face

"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"

"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"

"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"

by Gnome December 28, 2005

donkey schlong

When a donkey comes up behind you and buttrapes you until he fills your rectum with his donkey semen while braying in your ear like some autistic child having a seizure. Causes immense pain (or satisfaction, if you for some reason you enjoy having your buttcheeks torn by a wild animal.)

Bob: Hey man, ready to get donkey schlonged by this math test?
Joe: Yeah dude, Mr. Rogers is gonna rape us so hard.

by 0929 August 21, 2016