satanic panic

When the Satanists panic and start throwing everything against the wall in order to try to distract and cause chaos because somebody somewhere took away something sacred to them.

The dawn of 2020 kicked off the largest, most extended satanic panic of all time.

by Objective-Reason Daddy October 24, 2023

satan’s piss

seltzer water

don’t give me that shit bro you drink satan’s piss instead of water

by antidevilpiss_advocate July 2, 2022

Satan

A humorous misspelling of "Santa," often leading to funny misunderstandings. This mix-up can result in unexpected or ironic situations, especially when writing letters during the holiday season.

I accidentally wrote "Dear Satan" instead of "Dear Santa" in my childhood Christmas letter, asking for a better life. Hence, now I’m googling for images of women's panties because of it!

by Emotional Cruiser July 19, 2025

satan

the one treu lord

all hail satan

by i cannot think of a name October 12, 2017

Satan

Satan is a king of demons he believes the bad peoples should be punished and tortured is the enemy of God and he lives is the enemy of God and he lives in hell....he runs hell

Satan will have your soul if you shoot him and become a hardcore criminal

by Diepepe October 29, 2016

satan

An easy to fuck, rollover fuck how you want passive bitch

Wow. Who knew? Satan was an Easy fuck, just a rollover,fuck how you want, passive bitch.

by sum.fukn.dude February 27, 2024

Satan's pretzel

When one sticks their dick in their own ass.

"Holy shit, that looks like Satan's pretzel! I didn't mean for you to literally go fuck yourself."

by C0deRage October 17, 2019