I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.

Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.

by Rikstir May 30, 2025

Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it

mainly used to interrogate those chicken munchers.

Officer:Alright Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it?
Black Suspects:It wasn't us man!!

by M4A11X November 8, 2023

A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release

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Person 343: A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025

A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release (Human).

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A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release (Human).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025

This was made for sad_wabbit on Instagram because he looks like a monkey and wants to clown on others for their religion (he told me to write a book about why we should respect others beliefs)

In a world as vast and diverse as ours, belief systems vary greatly, each adding a unique hue to the fabric of humanity. From major religions to indigenous spiritualities, our world is rich with different perspectives. Beneath this tapestry lies a common thread: the human longing for meaning and connection.

At the core of every religion lies compassion, whether through Christianity's Golden Rule, Islam's emphasis on charity, or Buddhism's teachings on loving-kindness. Mocking beliefs disregards this value, fostering division.

In facing global challenges, unity and cooperation are crucial. Respecting each other's beliefs builds bridges, transcending divides and promoting understanding. This fosters a society that is resilient, inclusive, and compassionate.

Mockery sends a ripple effect of negativity and division, fueling conflicts and atrocities. Conversely, tolerance creates a culture of respect and understanding, promoting healing and reconciliation.

While freedom of expression is vital, it must be tempered by respect and civility. Hate speech spreads misinformation and leads to real-world violence. Upholding tolerance ensures everyone can express themselves freely.

Despite differences, universal truths unite us: the desire for happiness, peace, and meaning. Focusing on commonalities fosters a shared humanity, breaking down barriers and building bridges of understanding and solidarity.

This was made for sad_wabbit on Instagram because he looks like a monkey and wants to clown on others for their religion (he told me to write a book about why we should respect others beliefs)

by Weeb.exe1 March 7, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>those born in the year of the Monkey want to know about everything and have the potential to be brilliant in just about anything. They have prodigious memories<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>those born in the year of the Monkey want to know about everything and have the potential to be brilliant in just about anything. They have prodigious memories<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>those born in the year of the Monkey want to know about everything and have the potential to be brilliant in just about anything. They have prodigious memories<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

not my circus, not my monkeys

absolutely nothing to do with you, usually used to have an opinion on something which you're not entitled to an opinion on. You're acting like someone who is judging a circus, its not yours, you have no part in it, so it doesn't matter to you. It can also be used if you don't like something offered to you.

its a bad idea... but whatever, not my circus, not my monkeys

by doingpatriarchywell November 17, 2025