Baby Shower

In spite, bang out a load into a lady's luffa before it's use

Bitch drank my last beer! I see a baby shower in her future.

by Rwgnstein January 20, 2017

baby

mari

mari: im baby
all friends: mari baby

by theacool June 12, 2019

facebook baby

A baby of two people who met on Facebook.

"Alicia is our Facebook baby. He first poked me in January, and I moved in with him that same month, and she was born in October"

by Tochterlieber March 24, 2017

baby indy

cute and capable

do i look baby indy right now?

by paulreverebynoahkahan November 18, 2025

Baby Belly

When you eat too much an instantly become lethargic and fall asleep, much like a baby.

Kyle ate too much pizza last night and got baby belly on me.

by thethiefprince December 29, 2018

Baby-Ditching

Ditching school to babysit

MC will be baby-ditching school tomorrow.

by DixieLola October 31, 2019

Matrix Babies

Persons born in the age of the internet who interact with it but who are not fully aware of the extreme power and rapidly expanding reach of information collection and propaganda projection system unregulated by democratic controls.

Mark: Those kids are glued to their phones.

Elon: Yeah, and fortunately most of these matrix babies are oblivious to how much information about them is being collected, what is being done with it and how it determines what comes across their screens.

origin: kjl

by kjl100 October 18, 2025