mop heads

People with Dreds

I was walking and 4 mop heads pulled up on me and asked me where I was from

by Bagu March 21, 2021

Mop head

It is a term used to define a person by the name of Jack, Jared, or Michel.

Today looks like a nice day to mop the floors with jacks head. Mop head.

by Hatboodycheesewallet October 28, 2019

Head jog

Head jog: Trying to run through your past memories to retrieve a certain event or a sudden past memory clearly and suddenly coming to the forefront of your mind, usually as a result of an associated person/item.

I bumped into an old school friend, it was a real head jog. It bought back so many great memories I'd almost forgotten about!

by Debzy1980 October 25, 2017

Flip Flop Head

This is what you call someone when they are being a total inconvenience to your day by not passing to you on pro clubs. An absolute drop-in wanker

‘I’m playing pro clubs’
‘FUCKING SEND ME FLIP FLOP HEAD’

by Spunk Jar July 05, 2021

Devious head

When one gives another the most sloppiest, jaw-dropping, toe curling head known to man

Jane gave Steve the most devious head yesterday.

by Ulysses S. Skibidi May 23, 2024

Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.

Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...

by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023

Retarded head

Crazy good head
Extraordinary; fantastic; amazing
Gluck Gluck 9000 equivalent

Ralph: hey jason, how was ur night?
Jason: it was quite good. Received retarded head!!!!!!!

by April 18, 2021