The Warthog

When a man pitty fucks a hog/pig after being rejected by his whore for sweet lovin.

Michael Phelps performed the warthog on his pet pig Carlton after his girlfriend Jack Black rejected him

by BustANut222 April 9, 2009

Mexi-Wash

1. Using lots of deodorant and body sparys to give the appearance of being clean. Used in the place of showers.

"Joe was late for class after morning practice so he just mexi-washed."

by +BuddyHolly+ July 20, 2009

Birthday Wash

When someone's Facebook profile is flooded with happy birthdays on their birthday, making any other posts on their profile impossible to find.

"Man, did you see what Dom posted on your wall?"
"Nah, dude. It was lost in the birthday wash."

by Swagabond October 22, 2011

coder car wash

The coder car wash is the act of hanging upside down from the rafters, butt-naked and jizzing on someone.

Dude, last night I gave gram gram the coder car wash! She was so sudsy! OMG 365!!!1

by Andrew365 December 13, 2008

Millennial Car Wash

When shes gives you head with a tidepod in her mouth

I told her i needed to shower first and she said don't worry I'll be your millennial Car Wash.

by DatWeridBoi May 3, 2019

donkey wash

A donkey wash, in its purest form, is a slobbering wet rim job.

Gen.Craig sure gives a good donkey wash.

by slice June 18, 2004

Gully Wash

Bahamian drink consisting of coconut water & gin

Hit me up anudda gully wash mon.

by marklar2000 July 10, 2010