Tackled By a Squirrel

When you hear it just lol.

It refers a guy getting his nuts busted while or after being tackled.

Teacher: Where's David?
Brian: He got tackled by a squirrel.
Class: LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

by Rodriguez026216523 August 5, 2011

TACKLIC

(Pronounced Tack-Lick)

1.Generally referring to a conversation or information that is useless or meaningless or self-indulgent

2. A boring or uninteresting place or situation.

1. Susie borerd everyone with a bunch of tacklic about her childhood.

2. Roger: "You know John's party Saturday?" Randy: "Yea." Roger: "Completely tacklic!"

by Justaman72 October 19, 2011

high-tack

adj. Descriptive of objects that once looked high-tech but now look extremely outdated and tacky.

Most Sci-Fi series earlier than 1980 will contain some prime high-tech objects.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Double track

Accidentally snorted two lines of cocaine at once. Derived from railway lines / rail roads / rail track

Oh shit! I just did a double track!

by Hashtagger January 1, 2011

Dirt Track Rider

To shove ones pork sword up another’s anus. This often results in dirt accumulation under the male mud flaps.

You should have seen me ride Mandy’s Dirt Track last night. She loved it and I think I got some peanuts and sultanas caught under my mud flaps. I am appearing on the cover of next month’s Dirt Track Rider.

by Uncle Hilly May 6, 2011

dick-tack

A penis the size of a tick tack

bro did you hear? john has a dick-tack

by Aphrodisiac July 15, 2016

Dude Tracked

It's when you're cruising around like a sweet dude and another dude is tracking your movements and whereabouts. He may want to just talk or engage in some sexual type act in a back room or MCV (mobile command vehicle). When the other dude makes contact you have been dude tracked.

Ryan: Hey Tim can you get all the students to sign the CE paperwork

Tim: sorry man I got dude tracked. I'm on it now

Ryan: you got dude tracked......gross
Ryan: wondering......did Tim mean "I'm on it" as he and the other dude are gettin their dicks wet or that he is handling the paperwork......

by Jesster3757 March 30, 2019