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big tuna by Biff Buttsack September 1, 2006
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Kansas City Smoked Tuna
After building a fire made from the finest seasoned hickory, make a girl squat over it and piss, then make her stand in the resulting smoke for 10 hours. Then eat her pussy. This results in a nice smoky flavor, if your working with a good piece of meat you shouldn't need any sauce, but if it's a dirty rotten bitch, feel free to mask the stank with a quality BBQ sauce.
Kansas City Smoked Tuna by DaddyFatz May 14, 2009
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I Smell Squirrel, Hide Your Tuna
I Smell Squirrel, Hide Your Tuna by Nick Morgan January 18, 2006
The Tuna Club
Highly prestigious fishing club located on Santa Catalina Island in Avalon. Members are mostly middle-aged to old men residing in southern California cities like Newport Beach, Laguna Beach, Dana Point who have more than enough money to fill the oceans they live in. Just to be a possible candidate for the club, you have to pay approx. $3000 a month and extra to be in tournaments. You get nothing but a club house in return, which isn't much help; you can't stay there and women are forbidden from the 2nd floor. So, not only do you have to pay the initial costs, but you have to own a yacht which you must provide with fuel to get there and back at least 3 times a year. Not that pleasant to be at the club house either with such a strict dress code: no jeans, no bare shoulders, close toed shoes... However, they do throw outrageously expensive and amazing parties in which they all drink so much the kids can do whatever they want (can you say martinis? Charge 'em on my dad's account).
Person A: So you and your dad golfing this weekend?
Person B: Doubt it. Father's Day weekend: The Tuna Club Opening Day.
Person A: Dude, bring me? I could use a wild weekend.
Person B: Only if you don't hurl on my mom's Manolo's again. She'll kill you.
Person A: Oh, that's right. Forgot about that damn dress code. Nah, my dad and I'll hit up the course out there, but I don't go to Catalina with oxfords and dress pants. I go with my rainbows, trunks, and tank tops.
Person B: Doubt it. Father's Day weekend: The Tuna Club Opening Day.
Person A: Dude, bring me? I could use a wild weekend.
Person B: Only if you don't hurl on my mom's Manolo's again. She'll kill you.
Person A: Oh, that's right. Forgot about that damn dress code. Nah, my dad and I'll hit up the course out there, but I don't go to Catalina with oxfords and dress pants. I go with my rainbows, trunks, and tank tops.
The Tuna Club by anonymousss213 May 26, 2010
Red Tuna Sandwich
The act of two males having sex with one female who is menstrating, one of the two males is gay or bi therfore the bi male is in the ass "so he can imagine a guy or a girl" and the straight male is in the vagina. from five to ten feet away it appears to be a filthy Tuna sandwich.
last night me and my gay friend had sex with a girl on the rag. my sister walked in and said who's red tuna sandwich is that on your bed.
Red Tuna Sandwich by muckmasterflex May 17, 2007
thick like a tuna can
Description applied to a penis when it is wider than it is long (often used where it is implied that girth trumps length in ability to please a woman).
thick like a tuna can by Plebescite September 3, 2003