Tom-Gibson

A public meltdown, taking complete leave of one’s senses. Term is derived from the much publicized couch-jumping antics of Tom Cruise and hate-spewing, drunken tirade by Mel Gibson.
My girlfriend Shannon went total Tom-Gibson on me when I came home late the other night. She threw all of my clothes in a heap on the front lawn and burned them. That chick is a total whack-job, man.
by MaesMaze May 26, 2009
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tom gorrell

A 2 foot tall (lmao) Martin Freeman lookin ass Hobbit
Ayo, tom gorrell is a dwarf amirite?
by Ringos December 19, 2017
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Tom and Jerry'd

When you get hurt by an overly-complicated machine or plan , whether it be yours or someone else's .
Geoff: i made my own mouse trap, imma get that bitch
Dayshon: i doubt it with this rube goldburg ass design

*Mouse manages to break machine and it falls on Geoff
Dayshon: You got Tom and Jerry'd M8
by Dapper Day Day March 13, 2017
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Tom Sawyer

That one song by a given band that everyone knows, even if they know nothing else by the band.

Named for the song by Rush.
by nbmft13 July 12, 2015
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Tom Cruise

Fag scientologist, who jumps on couches, and can't make fun of his religion. he is a horrible actor and the only good movies he has been in is War of the Worlds and Mission Impossible 1, he needs to loosen up and understand that aliens are not controlling us...........god is
Tom Cruise is a homo
by 73849 April 17, 2006
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tom anderson

Creator and Founder of MySpace.com. When you join, he automatically becomes your friend, showing why he has 100+ million friends.
Kid #1: I wonder who created MySpace, whoever did is rich.
Kid #2: It's Tom Anderson! He's livin the dream, look how many friends he has.
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tom cruise

A mediocre actor and all around whack job who enjoys cult activities, and most definitely loves the cock
*insert anything tom cruise has said in the past 9 months here*
by Odium43 May 17, 2006
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